May screen cap it again I need to finish another project ;-;

I know people who've been out of work for 3 years, major studios have folded, work has shifted from creative to other departments. People recently fired have found themselves on the hostile alien planet that is hiring, we're taking classes on how to rewrite resumes with AI so another AI can read it.

Soon everyone is lining up at the store to buy a the headset with an off switch. However in the end, Norbert goes on a date, and as he and his date follows the prescripted by AI conversation, his date goes off the script and begins accusing him of being a swindler not using his own off switch.

One day a man seeking to replace his headset with a new model ponders, why don't these things come with an off switch? His AI reports back to its bosses someone came up with an amazing NEW feature, very soon the company begins marketing headsets with an off and Norbert becomes a celebrity inventor.

It depicts a future where all humans are attached to these headsets and allow them to shop every waking hour of their life. Every small inconvenience and toe stub registered and sent to a vast network where AI virtual shoppers cheerfully open catalogues of products to aid in your daily little misery

They also go to FanExpo cons.

aaaaah, I love marigolds

Well lucky for you, it seems they take online bids as well.