Cuck Norris
@pleaselikeme.bsky.social
Does anyone ever wonder what Kevin Eubanks is up to?
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Does anyone ever wonder what Kevin Eubanks is up to?
The hell is going on with my feed recently? The last few days I’ve seen dongs and tits on main, ai slop, body builder shit, thirsty OF replies, etc. it’s like they just imported all the bullshit from Twitter. Should I expect Nazi stuff next?
August 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The hell is going on with my feed recently? The last few days I’ve seen dongs and tits on main, ai slop, body builder shit, thirsty OF replies, etc. it’s like they just imported all the bullshit from Twitter. Should I expect Nazi stuff next?
My favorite thing about listening to podcasts like @lawfaremedia.org is hearing guys like Ben Wittes constantly assume the best case situation when it’s glaringly obvious all actors involved have the worst intentions. Giving the benefit of the doubt to a bunch of goblins is a great look 👍🏻
July 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My favorite thing about listening to podcasts like @lawfaremedia.org is hearing guys like Ben Wittes constantly assume the best case situation when it’s glaringly obvious all actors involved have the worst intentions. Giving the benefit of the doubt to a bunch of goblins is a great look 👍🏻
At what point is it time for libs and leftists to start throwing out the whole ‘tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of tyrants’ shit like the right does any time a politician does something they disagree with?
June 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
At what point is it time for libs and leftists to start throwing out the whole ‘tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of tyrants’ shit like the right does any time a politician does something they disagree with?
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Me, looking at my brassicas that are all leaves.
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At (Official Video)
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June 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Me, looking at my brassicas that are all leaves.
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#WolffBites: US empire decline brings Russia and China together and drives desperate UK and EU to undo Brexit catastrophe.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
UK and EU haggle over key points before first summit since Brexit
Defence deals, fishing rights and closer economic ties among the talking points at Downing Street.
www.bbc.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#WolffBites: US empire decline brings Russia and China together and drives desperate UK and EU to undo Brexit catastrophe.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Once Stevie Wonder dies, will there even be any famous living blind people anymore?
May 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Once Stevie Wonder dies, will there even be any famous living blind people anymore?
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imagine finding $3,000 in a purse u stole lol
April 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
imagine finding $3,000 in a purse u stole lol
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this combination of rage, disgust, embarrassment, and sadness I wake up with in the pit of my belly every morning almost requires a new name
March 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
this combination of rage, disgust, embarrassment, and sadness I wake up with in the pit of my belly every morning almost requires a new name
Something that has bothered me for probably 20 years: in the first Austin Powers movie, his mental trick for resisting the allure of the fembots was to imagine Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. But he probably wouldn’t know who she was because he was frozen when she was just an MP.
February 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Something that has bothered me for probably 20 years: in the first Austin Powers movie, his mental trick for resisting the allure of the fembots was to imagine Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. But he probably wouldn’t know who she was because he was frozen when she was just an MP.
At least last time there was a measles outbreak the guy in charge wasn’t pro-measles.
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
At least last time there was a measles outbreak the guy in charge wasn’t pro-measles.
Say what you will but it looks like the Democrats’ threat to hold an emergency meeting in 24 hours was enough to scare the White House into capitulating.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Say what you will but it looks like the Democrats’ threat to hold an emergency meeting in 24 hours was enough to scare the White House into capitulating.
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periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad
it didn't have to be this way
it didn't have to be this way
January 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad
it didn't have to be this way
it didn't have to be this way
Nobody told me that the day I turned 40 I would immediately begin prioritizing lumbar support.
January 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nobody told me that the day I turned 40 I would immediately begin prioritizing lumbar support.
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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
Earlier this year I bought a pack of Apple AirTags which I opened—but never activated—and then promptly misplaced. A cruel twist of fate, I have this technology to help me magically find lost items going unused, just when I need it most.Like the story of that whale that sings at the wrong frequency
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Earlier this year I bought a pack of Apple AirTags which I opened—but never activated—and then promptly misplaced. A cruel twist of fate, I have this technology to help me magically find lost items going unused, just when I need it most.Like the story of that whale that sings at the wrong frequency
If Biden cared about America he would force all wrapping paper companies to put those grid lines on the back of the paper to aid in cutting straight lines.
December 25, 2024 at 6:16 AM
If Biden cared about America he would force all wrapping paper companies to put those grid lines on the back of the paper to aid in cutting straight lines.
Has anyone made a smiling Luigi mask in the style of one of those Guy Fawkes anonymous masks? Seems like some decent overlap
December 14, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Has anyone made a smiling Luigi mask in the style of one of those Guy Fawkes anonymous masks? Seems like some decent overlap
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@kevinroose.com I’m going to need the name of that multi-part podcast on aqueducts that you mentioned in the Nov. 29 episode of Hard Fork.
December 11, 2024 at 7:28 PM
@kevinroose.com I’m going to need the name of that multi-part podcast on aqueducts that you mentioned in the Nov. 29 episode of Hard Fork.
Every CEO in America contacting the Undercover Boss makeup team
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Every CEO in America contacting the Undercover Boss makeup team
Are we going to find out that this CEO assassin had a family member who was denied a claim and died? I feel like that’s what’s going to happen.
December 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Are we going to find out that this CEO assassin had a family member who was denied a claim and died? I feel like that’s what’s going to happen.
Got this song stuck in my head open.spotify.com/track/5Qy6a5...
6 Foot 7 Foot
Lil Wayne, Cory Gunz · Tha Carter IV (Complete Edition) · Song · 2011
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Got this song stuck in my head open.spotify.com/track/5Qy6a5...
This bluesky algo needs to figure out that I don’t care about pictures of cats and dogs, nor do I really care about most video games, anime, a lot of web comics, etc. Because that’s pretty much all they’re trying to sell me
November 23, 2024 at 12:59 AM
This bluesky algo needs to figure out that I don’t care about pictures of cats and dogs, nor do I really care about most video games, anime, a lot of web comics, etc. Because that’s pretty much all they’re trying to sell me