Ms Possum
@pleasantpossum.bsky.social
Desperately in need of attention
I am really sick of Toyota acting like my oil change takes over an hour
August 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am really sick of Toyota acting like my oil change takes over an hour
There are many meth heads here in Knoxville. I’m used to heroin, people passing out crossing the street…. Not meth heads screaming and fighting on the shoulders of the highway
July 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
There are many meth heads here in Knoxville. I’m used to heroin, people passing out crossing the street…. Not meth heads screaming and fighting on the shoulders of the highway
People in North Carolina are even nicer than in Louisiana. I love the south
July 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
People in North Carolina are even nicer than in Louisiana. I love the south
I drove thru Smokey mountains national park today it was absolutely amazing
July 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I drove thru Smokey mountains national park today it was absolutely amazing
I told my boyfriend yesterday that ten minutes into the car ride today I would probably have to shit myself and look at that we’ve been on the road ten minutes and I’m on the toilet in a McDonald’s/shell station
June 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I told my boyfriend yesterday that ten minutes into the car ride today I would probably have to shit myself and look at that we’ve been on the road ten minutes and I’m on the toilet in a McDonald’s/shell station
WHY DOES SAVANAH GEORGIA SMELL LIKE A DIRTY SOCK
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
WHY DOES SAVANAH GEORGIA SMELL LIKE A DIRTY SOCK
Been at Buc-ee’s for 2 fucking hours tryna get the fuck outta here dog
June 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Been at Buc-ee’s for 2 fucking hours tryna get the fuck outta here dog
Sitting on the toilet in a random McDonald’s in the Virginian mountains 9 hours and 613 miles from home
June 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sitting on the toilet in a random McDonald’s in the Virginian mountains 9 hours and 613 miles from home
Did not have almost shitting myself two times in Virginia on my road trip list
June 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Did not have almost shitting myself two times in Virginia on my road trip list
Might actually be suffering from heat exhaustion like genuinely about to throw up lol
June 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Might actually be suffering from heat exhaustion like genuinely about to throw up lol
Ur girl is not gunna survive Disney world
June 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ur girl is not gunna survive Disney world
Not made for this. Tappin out y’all
June 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not made for this. Tappin out y’all
FML why is it 80° in a gym we pay $112 a month to be in 😭
June 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
FML why is it 80° in a gym we pay $112 a month to be in 😭
SO COOLING MATTRESSES ARE A GIMMICK A LIE!!???
June 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
SO COOLING MATTRESSES ARE A GIMMICK A LIE!!???
Belly grumbling to fucking shit but the only time I have to poop is when I’m about to go pick up a damn child
May 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Belly grumbling to fucking shit but the only time I have to poop is when I’m about to go pick up a damn child
I can’t get back into the bird site bc it’s making me confirm my email which I don’t have anymore so possum down
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I can’t get back into the bird site bc it’s making me confirm my email which I don’t have anymore so possum down
Bird site down bird site down
May 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Bird site down bird site down
Decided I have no spending money on Thursday. Have spent $56 so far. Need to get gas too
May 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Decided I have no spending money on Thursday. Have spent $56 so far. Need to get gas too
I’m getting fucking sick. Was it the kids sneezing in my literal face, coughing on my hands, the snot nosed boy or the 1 idiot lady at the doctors office who coughed directly on her hand and handed me my license back
April 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m getting fucking sick. Was it the kids sneezing in my literal face, coughing on my hands, the snot nosed boy or the 1 idiot lady at the doctors office who coughed directly on her hand and handed me my license back
A man with a Hitler stache is here I am not kidding
April 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A man with a Hitler stache is here I am not kidding
I forgot if I wear my navy shirt to the gym at least 4 people will question me about it
April 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I forgot if I wear my navy shirt to the gym at least 4 people will question me about it
No one bothered me about taking the day off 🙏🏼 I didn’t even look at my phone to 3 cuz I thought someone would guilt me into the afternoon shift
April 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No one bothered me about taking the day off 🙏🏼 I didn’t even look at my phone to 3 cuz I thought someone would guilt me into the afternoon shift
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Signs of spring, ranked.
April 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Signs of spring, ranked.
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Man when you live in the water you can just evolve to whatever fuckin shape you want huh
Þau sem ekki vita, en þetta er alvöru skelfiskur (heitir Koddaskel á Íslensku) sem við tínum af ströndum hér á Vashon. Tengarmamma mín kallaði þetta alltaf Donkey Penis.
April 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Man when you live in the water you can just evolve to whatever fuckin shape you want huh
Robbing Panera blind with the sip club
April 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Robbing Panera blind with the sip club