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Wood Elf 🧝🏼‍♂️✨
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🎶 I’m a bitch
I’m a lover
Yippie kiyay
Motherfucker 🎶
Tucking in my son at bedtime: "Sweet dreams, I love you."

6y/o: "I love you too! Hope you don't die in your dreeaaaammsss 🥰"

Me, horrified: "😦. . . Thank yoouuu. . ."

6y/o: "You're welcome 🤗"
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Gimme some of that
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Life is rough, have some tiddy 💜
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hey bro, the boys and I saw you from across the bar and we were wondering

Do you wanna come find sticks with us?
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This Halloween costume is gonna go so hard 😍
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you're a pilot flying out of BNA and you randomly hear a 6y/o over your radio, don't freak out, it's just my son checking in with his Spider-Man walkie talkie

Completely unrelated, these news kids toys are getting a little out of hand 😅

#pilot #airplane #radiochatter #spider-man
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Started using the crock pot more recently, and gods fucking bless. I love coming home after a shift, not feeling like doing a damn thing, and the smell of the dinner I forgot I prepared in the mornin' greets me at the door 😍

It's like Christmas morning for someone with a shitty memory 🥹🥹
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Unabashedly flexing on em, but only so they know I give great piggyback rides and hugs 😌😘
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think Nashville takes the cake for the amount of different types of obstacles you have to dodge when doing Uber.

We've got:
• Boozecycles
• Cycle drawn carriages
• Army Jesus humvee
• Bachelorette Busses
• Electric scooters
• Electric bicycles
• Taxis
• Lyft
• Doordash
• Fucking tourists
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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september 30th vs. october 1st
October 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh hey, I'm blond now 🙀
September 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Love this outfit a lot. Makes me wanna get out the hair dye again
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I don't like it when I look in the mirror and think "damn I look good today" and then try to take a picture and it looks like dogshit

ONE OF YOU IS LYING TO ME 🫵🏼
August 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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i know times are tough but if all my followers even tipped a dollar, i’d be able to take a week off to recover

my cheek is like… the size of a kiwi rn after icing it and napping so..

help a pretty girl out, plsplspls 🥹
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Being trans is like

Growing up I used to be able to match all of Amy Lee's notes at length but I wasn't comfortable singing for others

But now I get to harmonize with her in a really haunting way AND I get to feel more comfortable singing in front of others ??

Hell yeah 🤌🏼🤌🏼
August 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
These pics from a couple weeks ago sum up how I feel about life rn:

Tired, but still cute
July 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
PUPPY 🥹😍

(If I look angry in some of these, it's the cute aggression. I was giving her tons of lil kisses the whole time I held her)
July 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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See tiddies, post tiddies 💞
June 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Use this post to rt an old pic where you looked hot 💜

I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨
June 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Use this post to rt an old pic where you looked hot 💜

I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨
June 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
See tiddies, post tiddies 💞
June 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM