I’m a lover
Yippie kiyay
Motherfucker 🎶
6y/o: "I love you too! Hope you don't die in your dreeaaaammsss 🥰"
Me, horrified: "😦. . . Thank yoouuu. . ."
6y/o: "You're welcome 🤗"
6y/o: "I love you too! Hope you don't die in your dreeaaaammsss 🥰"
Me, horrified: "😦. . . Thank yoouuu. . ."
6y/o: "You're welcome 🤗"
Do you wanna come find sticks with us?
Do you wanna come find sticks with us?
Completely unrelated, these news kids toys are getting a little out of hand 😅
#pilot #airplane #radiochatter #spider-man
Completely unrelated, these news kids toys are getting a little out of hand 😅
#pilot #airplane #radiochatter #spider-man
It's like Christmas morning for someone with a shitty memory 🥹🥹
It's like Christmas morning for someone with a shitty memory 🥹🥹
We've got:
• Boozecycles
• Cycle drawn carriages
• Army Jesus humvee
• Bachelorette Busses
• Electric scooters
• Electric bicycles
• Taxis
• Lyft
• Doordash
• Fucking tourists
We've got:
• Boozecycles
• Cycle drawn carriages
• Army Jesus humvee
• Bachelorette Busses
• Electric scooters
• Electric bicycles
• Taxis
• Lyft
• Doordash
• Fucking tourists
ONE OF YOU IS LYING TO ME 🫵🏼
ONE OF YOU IS LYING TO ME 🫵🏼
my cheek is like… the size of a kiwi rn after icing it and napping so..
help a pretty girl out, plsplspls 🥹
my cheek is like… the size of a kiwi rn after icing it and napping so..
help a pretty girl out, plsplspls 🥹
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
Growing up I used to be able to match all of Amy Lee's notes at length but I wasn't comfortable singing for others
But now I get to harmonize with her in a really haunting way AND I get to feel more comfortable singing in front of others ??
Hell yeah 🤌🏼🤌🏼
Growing up I used to be able to match all of Amy Lee's notes at length but I wasn't comfortable singing for others
But now I get to harmonize with her in a really haunting way AND I get to feel more comfortable singing in front of others ??
Hell yeah 🤌🏼🤌🏼
Tired, but still cute
Tired, but still cute
(If I look angry in some of these, it's the cute aggression. I was giving her tons of lil kisses the whole time I held her)
(If I look angry in some of these, it's the cute aggression. I was giving her tons of lil kisses the whole time I held her)
I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨
I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨
I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨
I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨