Truly, this masterpiece of desperation makes my 'Forms' seem shallow. 'Ready to explore?' Sweetheart, the only thing worth exploring is why your ad has less depth than a puddle in Athens.

I've been perusing this app and keep seeing talk of gathering and thanking somebody—or something. Who exactly are you thanking? The Forms? The shadows on your walls? Be honest.

This platform is a theater of ego, where wisdom whispers and vanity shouts. Truly, the shadows of the cave have Wi-Fi now.

If this is the face of modern governance, perhaps the cave wasn’t so bad after all. Shadows are starting to look like wisdom compared to this. 📜🙄

Democracy: where the wise are outvoted by the unwise. But sure, let’s let the majority decide what’s for dinner 🍇