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Peril Streep
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Embarrassed father of 3.
School of hard knocks.
University of life.
Met Celine Dion once.
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US has stopped processing visas from all the countries Scotland are playing in the World Cup.
So we play nobody and presumably win by default.
Cool cool cool.
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Really starting to doubt the legitimacy of that FIFA peace price…
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Because I’m evilllll… Enjoy Rik Mayall out-performing a Beatle and Jools Holland at a charity gig in Nether Wallop!
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yr da goes mudlarking in a tux and calls himself Thames Bond
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Fun and laughter with Andy Weatherall at Festival 6 in 2016 ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I'm not clicking on that, just making wild projections.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You either die the space cowboy or you live long enough to see yourself become the gangster of love
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Finally some good fucking news.
Mon the sad!!!
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Made me smile to discover this. A little nugget. 😊
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Waiting for my beer to get cold so I can do some jobs.
I have a vision of how this gets done.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I think we all know who's going to win the Nobel Prize for Literature.
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Can you build a moat around your very self?
September 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Only just recovering after such a wonderful night at the AIM awards. Big love to everyone @muterecords.bsky.social @zoezopf.bsky.social x x
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The Count of Monte Costco is looking a bit fucked isn’t he
September 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The rain doesn’t really bother me but I act like it does so I can cross the road a bit quicker.
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Lao Tzu : “A leader is best when people barely know he exists. When his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves."

The mad pedo:
September 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I see that local sex offenders have started putting red crosses out front so young Jehovah’s Witnesses know which houses to avoid.
September 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You know what’s really been lost in the technological advancements of the last 20 years?
The opportunity to get the measure of a household by the paraphernalia atop the TV.
September 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
BAWS: essentially the same film but it’s me naked in the background of people’s holiday photos.
August 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Amateur yoga teacher?
That’s a red flag and namistake
August 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Heading to Notting Hill for Carnival? Watch out for:
1. Dehydration.
2. Pickpockets.
3. Awkwardly cheerful police officers trying to dance with you and entrap you into a PR photo-op for the Met.
August 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
‘Ok so for the new Tron movie I think we should get the soundtrack done by an established artist with name recognition. Something edgy. Maybe an industrial rock sound with big chorus hooks?’

Jared Leto: ‘what about my band?’

‘Don’t you even look in my direction ever again you fucking prick’
August 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Morning
August 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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The only artist playing at the same time as us today is Chappell Roan.
She's going to wonder why nobody has turned up to see her and I'm deeply sorry
August 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM