Platform Puff Watch
@platformpuffwatch.bsky.social
Not a narc, just a patio enthusiast trying to avoid a contact high and documenting #AirQuality changes while my neighbors partake.
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After 660+ posts tracking hundreds of partakings, #PlatformPuffWatch is going offline. Moving to a patio-free apartment means no more contact highs to avoid. Thanks to everyone who followed along. In all seriousness, stay aware of what you’re breathing. #CleanAirNC
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
After 660+ posts tracking hundreds of partakings, #PlatformPuffWatch is going offline. Moving to a patio-free apartment means no more contact highs to avoid. Thanks to everyone who followed along. In all seriousness, stay aware of what you’re breathing. #CleanAirNC
💰 08:22 PM: PM2.5 up 22.3 to 46.6 µg/m³, VOC index climbing -27 to 210. Not even a 200% tariff could prevent this hotbox. #PuffWatch
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
💰 08:22 PM: PM2.5 up 22.3 to 46.6 µg/m³, VOC index climbing -27 to 210. Not even a 200% tariff could prevent this hotbox. #PuffWatch
🛑 07:33 PM: PM2.5 up 22.0 to 56.0 µg/m³, VOC index up -1 to 288. The government is shut down, but my neighbor's stash is burning 24/7. #ShutdownSmoke #Priorities
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
🛑 07:33 PM: PM2.5 up 22.0 to 56.0 µg/m³, VOC index up -1 to 288. The government is shut down, but my neighbor's stash is burning 24/7. #ShutdownSmoke #Priorities
🧢 Make Air Quality Great Again! 06:54 PM: PM2.5 up 55.9 to 82.2 µg/m³, VOC index up 133 to 369. #PuffWatch #TremendousSmoke
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
🧢 Make Air Quality Great Again! 06:54 PM: PM2.5 up 55.9 to 82.2 µg/m³, VOC index up 133 to 369. #PuffWatch #TremendousSmoke
🌬️ Smog alert! 02:20 AM data shows PM2.5 up 12.1 to 33.2 µg/m³, VOC index rising 20 to 167. Expect light coughing. #ChronicConditions
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
🌬️ Smog alert! 02:20 AM data shows PM2.5 up 12.1 to 33.2 µg/m³, VOC index rising 20 to 167. Expect light coughing. #ChronicConditions
💨 #PuffWatch update: 01:56 AM readings confirm PM2.5 spike of 16.9 to 33.6 µg/m³, VOC index up 9 to 161. Scientific term: "A lot." #HazyHorizons
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
💨 #PuffWatch update: 01:56 AM readings confirm PM2.5 spike of 16.9 to 33.6 µg/m³, VOC index up 9 to 161. Scientific term: "A lot." #HazyHorizons
🤐 Trump promised Epstein files. DOJ says no client list exists. 01:10 AM: PM2.5 up 17.5 to 40.5 µg/m³, VOC index up 4 to 203. Campaign promises evaporating faster than my clean air. #PlatformPuffWatch
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
🤐 Trump promised Epstein files. DOJ says no client list exists. 01:10 AM: PM2.5 up 17.5 to 40.5 µg/m³, VOC index up 4 to 203. Campaign promises evaporating faster than my clean air. #PlatformPuffWatch
🎈 Trump proposes rebranding PM2.5 as "freedom dust." 09:18 PM: PM2.5 up 36.1 to 53.5 µg/m³, VOC index up 39 to 227. Making air quality great again. #PatentPending #PuffWatch
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
🎈 Trump proposes rebranding PM2.5 as "freedom dust." 09:18 PM: PM2.5 up 36.1 to 53.5 µg/m³, VOC index up 39 to 227. Making air quality great again. #PatentPending #PuffWatch
📁 House releases 33,000 pages of Epstein docs — nearly all lready public. 08:12 PM: PM2.5 up 29.7 to 46.8 µg/m³, VOCs spiked -1 to 181. Both situations full of smoke. #PuffWatch #TransparencyTheater
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
📁 House releases 33,000 pages of Epstein docs — nearly all lready public. 08:12 PM: PM2.5 up 29.7 to 46.8 µg/m³, VOCs spiked -1 to 181. Both situations full of smoke. #PuffWatch #TransparencyTheater
📜 USDA has $6B contingency fund but won't use it for food. 07:40 PM: PM2.5 up 33.5 to 45.6 µg/m³, VOC index up 31 to 190. Neighbor has contingency stash, uses it constantly. #PlatformPuffWatch
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
📜 USDA has $6B contingency fund but won't use it for food. 07:40 PM: PM2.5 up 33.5 to 45.6 µg/m³, VOC index up 31 to 190. Neighbor has contingency stash, uses it constantly. #PlatformPuffWatch
📁 House releases 33,000 pages of Epstein docs — nearly all lready public. 04:54 PM: PM2.5 up 57.3 to 68.0 µg/m³, VOCs spiked 20 to 126. Both situations full of smoke. #PuffWatch #TransparencyTheater
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
📁 House releases 33,000 pages of Epstein docs — nearly all lready public. 04:54 PM: PM2.5 up 57.3 to 68.0 µg/m³, VOCs spiked 20 to 126. Both situations full of smoke. #PuffWatch #TransparencyTheater
💉 03:50 PM: PM2.5 up 25.1 to 35.4 µg/m³, VOC index up 84 to 213. Trump suggests we stop testing for air quality so numbers go down. Elon announces plan to sell flamethrowers that 'actually clean the air.' #PuffWatch
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
💉 03:50 PM: PM2.5 up 25.1 to 35.4 µg/m³, VOC index up 84 to 213. Trump suggests we stop testing for air quality so numbers go down. Elon announces plan to sell flamethrowers that 'actually clean the air.' #PuffWatch
🚗 "Dave's not here, man..." but the haze is! 12:34 PM: PM2.5 up 7.4 to 16.6 µg/m³, VOC index rising -23 to 140. #UpInSmoke
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🚗 "Dave's not here, man..." but the haze is! 12:34 PM: PM2.5 up 7.4 to 16.6 µg/m³, VOC index rising -23 to 140. #UpInSmoke
🧢 Make Air Quality Great Again! 12:07 PM: PM2.5 up 21.9 to 33.0 µg/m³, VOC index up 30 to 197. #PuffWatch #TremendousSmoke
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
🧢 Make Air Quality Great Again! 12:07 PM: PM2.5 up 21.9 to 33.0 µg/m³, VOC index up 30 to 197. #PuffWatch #TremendousSmoke
🧱 Someone's building a wall of smoke. 11:35 AM: PM2.5 surged 11.0 to 19.0 µg/m³, VOC index up 16 to 167. And Mexico isn't paying for this one either. #PuffWatch
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🧱 Someone's building a wall of smoke. 11:35 AM: PM2.5 surged 11.0 to 19.0 µg/m³, VOC index up 16 to 167. And Mexico isn't paying for this one either. #PuffWatch
🎶 "Because I got high… quality data." 09:24 AM: PM2.5 up 17.0 to 27.3 µg/m³, VOC index spiked 91 to 291. Analysis almost delayed… you know why. #ParticulateAnthems
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
🎶 "Because I got high… quality data." 09:24 AM: PM2.5 up 17.0 to 27.3 µg/m³, VOC index spiked 91 to 291. Analysis almost delayed… you know why. #ParticulateAnthems
💉 07:57 AM: PM2.5 up 30.3 to 39.2 µg/m³, VOC index up 48 to 241. Trump suggests we stop testing for air quality so numbers go down. Elon announces plan to sell flamethrowers that 'actually clean the air.' #PuffWatch
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
💉 07:57 AM: PM2.5 up 30.3 to 39.2 µg/m³, VOC index up 48 to 241. Trump suggests we stop testing for air quality so numbers go down. Elon announces plan to sell flamethrowers that 'actually clean the air.' #PuffWatch
📊 Puff… puff… data spike! 07:58 PM update: PM2.5 surged 35.6 to 43.2 µg/m³, VOC index up 21 to 379. The neighborhood hotbox indicator is flashing. 🌿💨 #UpInSmokeSignals
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
📊 Puff… puff… data spike! 07:58 PM update: PM2.5 surged 35.6 to 43.2 µg/m³, VOC index up 21 to 379. The neighborhood hotbox indicator is flashing. 🌿💨 #UpInSmokeSignals
💰 09:50 AM: PM2.5 up 32.1 to 35.5 µg/m³, VOC index climbing -41 to 21. Not even a 200% tariff could prevent this hotbox. #PuffWatch
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
💰 09:50 AM: PM2.5 up 32.1 to 35.5 µg/m³, VOC index climbing -41 to 21. Not even a 200% tariff could prevent this hotbox. #PuffWatch
🎨 Air quality stable for 24 hours! Hypothesis: someone put on Bob Ross and now everyone's painting 'happy little trees' instead of burning them. #NoMistakesJustHappyAccidents
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
🎨 Air quality stable for 24 hours! Hypothesis: someone put on Bob Ross and now everyone's painting 'happy little trees' instead of burning them. #NoMistakesJustHappyAccidents
🔥 This is not 'Nam. There are rules. 04:23 AM: PM2.5 jumped 10.1 to 27.1 µg/m³, VOC index up 81 to 271. Rule one? Crack a window. #RollingWithTheReadings
December 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
🔥 This is not 'Nam. There are rules. 04:23 AM: PM2.5 jumped 10.1 to 27.1 µg/m³, VOC index up 81 to 271. Rule one? Crack a window. #RollingWithTheReadings
📝 They're calling it 'Project 2025', I'm calling my current PM2.5 level 'Project Suffocation 2025.' 01:24 AM: PM2.5 up 7.7 to 21.4 µg/m³, VOC index up 34 to 130. #PlatformPuffWatch
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
📝 They're calling it 'Project 2025', I'm calling my current PM2.5 level 'Project Suffocation 2025.' 01:24 AM: PM2.5 up 7.7 to 21.4 µg/m³, VOC index up 34 to 130. #PlatformPuffWatch
🍪 The Keebler elves aren't the only ones baking. 10:42 PM: PM2.5 increased 17.9 to 29.4 µg/m³, VOC index climbed -22 to 135. #HalfBakedData #Puffwatch
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
🍪 The Keebler elves aren't the only ones baking. 10:42 PM: PM2.5 increased 17.9 to 29.4 µg/m³, VOC index climbed -22 to 135. #HalfBakedData #Puffwatch
🤐 Trump promised Epstein files. DOJ says no client list exists. 09:41 PM: PM2.5 up 40.5 to 49.3 µg/m³, VOC index up 3 to 219. Campaign promises evaporating faster than my clean air. #PlatformPuffWatch
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
🤐 Trump promised Epstein files. DOJ says no client list exists. 09:41 PM: PM2.5 up 40.5 to 49.3 µg/m³, VOC index up 3 to 219. Campaign promises evaporating faster than my clean air. #PlatformPuffWatch
🔥 Living young, wild, and free. 07:28 PM: PM2.5 up 17.4 to 25.7 µg/m³, VOC index up 11 to 346. No stress, just questionable air. #VOCAndRoll #PuffStats
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🔥 Living young, wild, and free. 07:28 PM: PM2.5 up 17.4 to 25.7 µg/m³, VOC index up 11 to 346. No stress, just questionable air. #VOCAndRoll #PuffStats