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plasticfishman.bsky.social
Aspiring Onion Futures Trader
@plasticfishman.bsky.social
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Just a normal person navigating an unreal reality
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Even their comments game is on fire. From the War of 1812 candle
A five-star product review dated 07/27/22 from a user named “King George III.” The review title is “Great candle.” The review text reads: “My favorite part is when the seat of power of the traitorous Yankees is burned into oblivion. Smells like victory.”
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Not totally marketing vapor - some beautiful marbling on the ribeye I cooked up the other night (turned out delicious but actually too rich for a main). But 100% agree on the chili.
Uncooked wagyu ribeye showing marbling Cooked wagyu ribeye sliced to show doneness
July 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Given your (AI generated) bona fides wouldn’t you drive yourself?
June 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Peter Navarro as a cartoonish (more than usual?) “Tariff of Nottingham”
April 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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A satirical oil painting in a Dickensian style depicts a smug, balding clerk smirking as he files papers in a dimly lit office. He is surrounded by labeled drawers and folders with absurd and politically charged titles, including ‘Jan 6th Pardon Slips,’ ‘People I Want to Deport / Ex-Wives,’ ‘Musk Baby Mamas,’ ‘College Persecutions,’ ‘Presidential NFT Concepts,’ ‘Twitter Guidelines Fund,’ ‘Unicorn Smallpox Report,’ and ‘Superhero Union Contracts.’ A candle flickers beside him, casting shadows on a watchful eagle perched ominously in the background.
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Looks like it is full circle for the lead lawyer on the brief
William Olson meeting the first criminal President he yearned to serve
April 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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an offended looking turnip looking like someone derided a person for being as stupid as a turnip but even the turnip is offended at being compared to such an idiot
April 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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March 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Tom and Donny as Bert and Ernie
March 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM