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Old Man in the Woods
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Doing my best Dick Proenneke
*LEAVITT: BUT THEY LEAVE HIM NO CHOICE
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
At which point the people will remember they prefer inflation over massive unemployment and home foreclosures
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Maybe we can use it to cover a portion of the interest payment on our new 50 year mortgages
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I would consider adding mac and cheese. However, I am a Thanksgiving originalist, and my research indicates it was not part of the first Thanksgiving like, say, green bean casserole made with cans of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
May every day be a wonderful secret
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Won't someone tell this piggy to be quiet?
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A key, self-inflicted wound that wasn't mentioned anywhere in the article. A Minnesota-based company that abandoned its Minnesotan values.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
And a considerable amount of grease and grime will slide right off until it inevitably suffers its first nick or scratch
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Feel the same about Ariana Grande after her monologue last year: youtu.be/B4-oeOqfCaI?...
Ariana Grande Monologue - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I switched from TurboTax to FreeTaxUSA last year, highly recommended
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pedo party in disarray
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mike is speaking to an audience of one
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My "Quiet! Quiet, Piggy" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
37!? Incredible. Gotta be a Danny Almonte situation.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"it's coming back very strongly in the negative for a little term called BRAIN folks and you'll be hearing that word a lot more often, just trust me on that, ok"
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Someone who bought their home the day the Edmund Fitzgerald sank would have celebrated their last mortgage payment this week!
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Follow up: "name one time that has ever happened. anywhere."
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
MechaHitlerElegy
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Incredible video. You can see her initially struggling to find a foothold, then faintly smelling the first wisps of her own bullshit, becoming pleased by the scent, then inhaling more and more deeply with each passing word.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair permanently altered my worldview as a young teenager.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Started reading this to my kiddo yesterday!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This. "Everything I can" = withholding unanimous consent and publicly denouncing the 8 yes voters. But you won't do that because it's all theater and you only care about your donors, not your constituents.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
IANAL but hypothetically if a contractor was told by a funding agency that its pending RDT&E contract award is delayed indefinitely because that agency's funding was redirected to cover military payroll, does that contractor have any legal recourse?
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
far too spicy for my midwestern palate
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM