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Old Man in the Woods
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Doing my best Dick Proenneke
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Every time they decide to pitch to him
Arrested development "did it work for those people?" meme
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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dril tweet "and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
October 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Orc saying "looks like meat alternatives are back on the menu, boys!"
October 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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the milk that inspired soft serve that inspired the beer
Surly Brewing - Mister Surly's Orange Whip Cream Ale
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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"you know I'm something of a fucking idiot myself" meme
September 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Zuck feeling personally attacked by this classic:
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
September 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Yeah, might turn out like this one:
MINNEAPOLIS – A Brooklyn Center man has pleaded guilty to wire fraud after filing fraudulent insurance claims for a staged arson, announced U.S. Attorney Andrew M. Luger. According to court documents, on September 23, 2020, Denis Vladmirovich Molla, 30, falsely reported to law enforcement that someone had lit his camper on fire and that three unknown males were near his home when he heard an explosion. Molla also reported that his garage door was vandalized with spray painted graffiti stating, “Biden 2020,” “BLM,” and an Antifa symbol, and that his camper was targeted because it had a Trump 2020 flag displayed on it. In reality, Molla started his own property on fire and spray painted the graffiti on his own garage.
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Sounds familiar:
MINNEAPOLIS – A Brooklyn Center man has pleaded guilty to wire fraud after filing fraudulent insurance claims for a staged arson, announced U.S. Attorney Andrew M. Luger. According to court documents, on September 23, 2020, Denis Vladmirovich Molla, 30, falsely reported to law enforcement that someone had lit his camper on fire and that three unknown males were near his home when he heard an explosion. Molla also reported that his garage door was vandalized with spray painted graffiti stating, “Biden 2020,” “BLM,” and an Antifa symbol, and that his camper was targeted because it had a Trump 2020 flag displayed on it. In reality, Molla started his own property on fire and spray painted the graffiti on his own garage.
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Fortunately, for fans of the pod:
Arrested Development scene "Well did it work for those people?" "No, it never dies, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but..." "But it might work for us"
September 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Version of Gadsden flag with gagged and chained MAGA hat rattlesnake saying "Tread on me, daddy"
September 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Hey guys guess which group was more likely to take CDC advice, get vaccinated, and live, despite being in more highly populated areas. Hint:
Charts showing correlation between county vote share for Trump, low vaccination rates, and deaths
September 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Sen. Chuck Grassley tweet that says "Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u know what"
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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"Why invest in emergency management or resilient infrastructure when you can easily hop a flight to Cancun?"
Ted Cruz on his emergency vacation to Cancun
July 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Stephen Miller retweeting Trump's plan for remigration
June 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Just need Trump to state his desire to make NYC our cherished 51st state and we can wrap this thing up
Canadian polling results over time
June 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Quick, somebody should warn the White House that violations of law will no longer be tolerated!
New Trump EO stating: The result will be a law-abiding society in which tenacious law enforcement officers protect the innocent, violations of law are not tolerated, and American communities are safely enjoyed by all their citizens again.
April 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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How do you do fellow kids meme but with libs instead of kids
April 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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1897 New York City
1897 New York City
April 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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1889 Oklahoma
Shack in Oklahoma, 1889
April 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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1886 Nebraska
Sod home in Nebraska, 1886
April 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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1877 South Dakota
Deadwood South Dakota in 1877
April 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Photo of a Nazi dweeb before getting hair plugs
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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When Patrick Mahomes lost by 56 points to a linebacker-playing-QB led, sub-.500 Iowa State team
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Step aside, Boise
Football field painted like Wild Berry Pop-Tart
December 27, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Interesting. I think price sensitivity played a big role given the decline in sales coincided with the rise of inflation. Guessing the trend will reverse as inflation cools and/or plant-based options become cheaper.
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Chart showing YoY growth rate of plant-based meat declining during period of high inflation
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM