You opened up the proverbial "can of soup"

I have more of a comment than a question

The snail one reminds me of a movie idea I had where a giant snail attacks Manhattan and is only stopped when it attempts to mate with the Guggenheim. Bonus scene where the snail blocks the presidential motorcade and the NY Post headline screams "Snail to the Chief."

It's all fun and games until some guy knocks on your door and asks if he can play through

Love this, and it also reminds me of the old joke that "barn owls must have been really overjoyed when barns were finally invented"

Hey Mr. Tangerine Man
Play a song for me

Speaking of Christmas, I thought of you and your strange relationship with Hallmark movies. Apparently there is now a reality show about who gets to star in the next one. My wife is obsessed and we aren't even at Thanksgiving.