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Karie
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Here for the nature.
Theatrical clown.
Improviser.
Infrequently paid actor.
Almost every moustache’s No. 1 fan
I genuinely can’t stop thinking about Adrian Brody tossing chewed gum at his wife.
For all the time he took, we would’ve waited for him to swallow it.
March 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Karie
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
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February 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know how I feel when I wake up and realize I’ve run out of coffee. I can’t imagine how I’d feel if I got sacked six times in the Super Bowl.

#superbowl59 #eagles
February 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My feed is 33% tragedy, 33% wildlife and, somehow, 36% reviews of #hearteyes
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When they say “You soften with age,” they don’t tell anyone that means going from dominating TETRIS on a first gen Nintendo to —35 years later— salsa dancing for points on ZUMBA Fitness Switch.
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A prayer I’m willing to memorize…
before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.
January 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mentally, I’m here:
January 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My plans for today? Run to the store and meditate on Dr. King’s lifelong commitment to service and community. Apart from that, it’s just another Monday.
January 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I drank a cortado for the first time 30 minutes ago. Unexpected after effect: I now understand what it feels like to be a fully charged vibrator looking to offload energy.
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Five days eagle-eyeing the weather really paid off.
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I *finally* pulled an acceptable card reading for 2025. The New Year may proceed…
December 27, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Nothing says “Christmas is over.” Like a sick visit to the vet.
December 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Not sure how, but I’m ready to bring in more skeets/texts/holograms/zipzorps like this, from now until I die.
I’M READY UNIVERSE!
December 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Just introduced our kids (12 & 15) to Martin Short’s perennially bananas CLIFFORD and now they know who they’ll be for Halloween 2025.
December 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM