keely
@plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social
humble content farmer / currently omaha, previously philadelphia
dedicating my first post in five months to ao tanaka. i love you, ao tanaka
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
dedicating my first post in five months to ao tanaka. i love you, ao tanaka
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anyone wanna buy three phillies tickets for tonight.. (incentives: harper’s back, wheeler pitching, fireworks, you’d be doing me a big favor)
June 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
anyone wanna buy three phillies tickets for tonight.. (incentives: harper’s back, wheeler pitching, fireworks, you’d be doing me a big favor)
huge day for annoying people like me
Alex G has announced his tenth album. ‘Headlights’ is coming 7/18 via RCA Records, marking the singer/songwriter’s major label debut, and lead single “Afterlife” is out now.
Alex G Announces New Album 'Headlights': Hear "Afterlife"
Alex G season is upon us. The singer-songwriter is back today with the announcement of his 10th studio album and major label debut Headlights, out in July. The lead single “Afterlife” is out today, an...
www.stereogum.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
huge day for annoying people like me
*1 minute long close up of cavan sullivan on the sideline while the ball is in play*
commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot
commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot
May 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*1 minute long close up of cavan sullivan on the sideline while the ball is in play*
commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot
commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot
year after year, ben consistently gets me the best birthday presents
April 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
year after year, ben consistently gets me the best birthday presents
they could never make me hate you, patrick bamford
April 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
they could never make me hate you, patrick bamford
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POV: you're a baseball and this is the last thing you see
June 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM
POV: you're a baseball and this is the last thing you see
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NEW: Workers at The Union for Contemporary Art publicly announced their union and demanded voluntary recognition.
On the same day, management egregiously fired five longtime staffers. Workers have filed a retaliation charge and are moving to an NLRB election.
newsguild.org/a-supermajor...
On the same day, management egregiously fired five longtime staffers. Workers have filed a retaliation charge and are moving to an NLRB election.
newsguild.org/a-supermajor...
A supermajority of staff at The Union for Contemporary Art announces The Union Union | The NewsGuild - TNG-CWA
newsguild.org
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NEW: Workers at The Union for Contemporary Art publicly announced their union and demanded voluntary recognition.
On the same day, management egregiously fired five longtime staffers. Workers have filed a retaliation charge and are moving to an NLRB election.
newsguild.org/a-supermajor...
On the same day, management egregiously fired five longtime staffers. Workers have filed a retaliation charge and are moving to an NLRB election.
newsguild.org/a-supermajor...
got my first piece published with xray, and i could not be happier 🪶🐇🍽️
we have a fantastic story by Keely Curttright @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social !! it's about a woman who is being stalked by a hawk while she makes dinner for her neighbors.
this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)
xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...
this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)
xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...
HUNTING & GATHERING by Keely Curttright
Margot is a speck of red in her bright winter coat, scurrying up the cracked and litter-strewn sidewalk, her mousy brown hair a sad pinprick at the center of this speck and her breath a puff of vapor ...
xraylitmag.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
got my first piece published with xray, and i could not be happier 🪶🐇🍽️
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we have a fantastic story by Keely Curttright @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social !! it's about a woman who is being stalked by a hawk while she makes dinner for her neighbors.
this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)
xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...
this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)
xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...
HUNTING & GATHERING by Keely Curttright
Margot is a speck of red in her bright winter coat, scurrying up the cracked and litter-strewn sidewalk, her mousy brown hair a sad pinprick at the center of this speck and her breath a puff of vapor ...
xraylitmag.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
we have a fantastic story by Keely Curttright @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social !! it's about a woman who is being stalked by a hawk while she makes dinner for her neighbors.
this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)
xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...
this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)
xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...
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day zero of starting a labor union at my workplace and i would appreciate signatures on this statement of support from all my bluesky friends
bit.ly/m/unionunion
bit.ly/m/unionunion
Union Union - Landing Page
Email: UCAStaffUnion@gmail.com
bit.ly
February 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
day zero of starting a labor union at my workplace and i would appreciate signatures on this statement of support from all my bluesky friends
bit.ly/m/unionunion
bit.ly/m/unionunion
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New short story in The End Magazine! I love writing and being alive!
February 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
New short story in The End Magazine! I love writing and being alive!
thinking dangerous thoughts (hoping spurs get relegated and are forced to sell archie back to a promoted leeds)
January 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
thinking dangerous thoughts (hoping spurs get relegated and are forced to sell archie back to a promoted leeds)
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got a story and a poem coming out this month 💚
January 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
got a story and a poem coming out this month 💚
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my wife will be like “ooo what song is this it’s nice” and then mark kozelek’s voice comes in and she just starts laughing at me
December 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
my wife will be like “ooo what song is this it’s nice” and then mark kozelek’s voice comes in and she just starts laughing at me
vet tech let girlcat go in the trash can cabinet
December 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
vet tech let girlcat go in the trash can cabinet
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i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: lorrie moore’s “self-help” is one of the only perfect short story collections
November 29, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: lorrie moore’s “self-help” is one of the only perfect short story collections
really sorry to hear that, man. for sure, i’ll let you know if i see a guy that looks like that
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
really sorry to hear that, man. for sure, i’ll let you know if i see a guy that looks like that
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kraus was staring out the window for a solid minute before i spotted him.. if your cat sees something and you don’t, you’re wrong
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM
kraus was staring out the window for a solid minute before i spotted him.. if your cat sees something and you don’t, you’re wrong
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the philadelphia union have had a top-five team with a bottom-five payroll basically since MLS data has been available
November 7, 2024 at 6:21 PM
the philadelphia union have had a top-five team with a bottom-five payroll basically since MLS data has been available
absolutely heartbroken
Sources confirm The Athletic's shocking scoop: The Philadelphia Union have parted ways with head coach Jim Curtin.
Union feel they need to go in a new direction. Curtin two-time winner of MLS Coach of the Year.
www.givemesport.com/jim-curtin-o...
Union feel they need to go in a new direction. Curtin two-time winner of MLS Coach of the Year.
www.givemesport.com/jim-curtin-o...
Jim Curtin out as Philadelphia Union head coach: Sources
The Philadelphia Union have parted ways with head coach Jim Curtin, sources confirm to GIVEMESPORT.
www.givemesport.com
November 7, 2024 at 5:38 PM
absolutely heartbroken
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