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I’m worried that I peaked in Highschool when I independently reinvented sliced bread
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I don’t hold grudges, that’s the kinda thing that turns people into ghosts
June 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don’t hold grudges, that’s the kinda thing that turns people into ghosts
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And why are they competiting? Think how much easier it would be if they all worked together.
You guys some of the tasks on Taskmaster are deliberately difficult, I mean, why can't they do easy tasks, the show would be a lot shorter.
Like, you have to pick up a little rubber duck on a table.
Or you have to say something is a color that it is.
Or name someone you are.
I will host.
Like, you have to pick up a little rubber duck on a table.
Or you have to say something is a color that it is.
Or name someone you are.
I will host.
May 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And why are they competiting? Think how much easier it would be if they all worked together.
I immediately thought of this for some reason
May 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I immediately thought of this for some reason
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Beast Boy can straight up turn into any animal
May 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Beast Boy can straight up turn into any animal
If I had three wishes from a genie I would ask to see something cool 3 times
May 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If I had three wishes from a genie I would ask to see something cool 3 times
They always mess up the weather forecast, I have never even seen one of those large blue centipedes they warn us about every night
May 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They always mess up the weather forecast, I have never even seen one of those large blue centipedes they warn us about every night
If I could choose a superpower I would choose the ability to see through glass
May 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If I could choose a superpower I would choose the ability to see through glass
Learning about the item economies behind MMORPGs that were at their popularity peak over a decade ago is like learning that the manager of your local Arby’s got their position through years of corporate espionage and backstabbing
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Learning about the item economies behind MMORPGs that were at their popularity peak over a decade ago is like learning that the manager of your local Arby’s got their position through years of corporate espionage and backstabbing
Watching AI generated commercials always makes me feel dehydrated
May 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Watching AI generated commercials always makes me feel dehydrated
My favorite genre of horror is when they take 10 minutes to describe how a very niche and specific part of the world works and then a completely unexplained monster that’s existed since the beginning of the project vaporizes a guy
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My favorite genre of horror is when they take 10 minutes to describe how a very niche and specific part of the world works and then a completely unexplained monster that’s existed since the beginning of the project vaporizes a guy
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My new science fiction book is called Dark Flight Star Passage Raid Skyfountain Horizon Mortal Rising Velocity Descent Sojourn's End and the plot is about some guy who likes cheese.
May 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My new science fiction book is called Dark Flight Star Passage Raid Skyfountain Horizon Mortal Rising Velocity Descent Sojourn's End and the plot is about some guy who likes cheese.
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The actors on Robot Chicken are kinda weird-looking.
May 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The actors on Robot Chicken are kinda weird-looking.
The true unsung hero of our society is the engineer who went to college for years to design houses and hospitals only for their greatest achievement to be making the machine that flavorblasts the goldfish crackers
May 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The true unsung hero of our society is the engineer who went to college for years to design houses and hospitals only for their greatest achievement to be making the machine that flavorblasts the goldfish crackers
The pope’s hair must be really tall and straight to keep that big hat on his head
May 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The pope’s hair must be really tall and straight to keep that big hat on his head
I had a dream that an Oscar winner had to leave mid acceptance speech because their whole family had just gotten excommunicated
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I had a dream that an Oscar winner had to leave mid acceptance speech because their whole family had just gotten excommunicated
The pope’s hair must be really tall and straight to keep that big hat on their head
May 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The pope’s hair must be really tall and straight to keep that big hat on their head
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You ever feel like Gail is really a bear who is a scientist and is conducting a years long sociology test on our tiny human brains to see how we respond so the bears know how to overthrow us as the dominant species?
I’m glad we all agree that NYC thin crust pizza is superior to Chicago deep dish.
May 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You ever feel like Gail is really a bear who is a scientist and is conducting a years long sociology test on our tiny human brains to see how we respond so the bears know how to overthrow us as the dominant species?
My brother used to word “turd” in conversation and I was so offended that I could only say “That’s not a fancy word!” in response
May 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My brother used to word “turd” in conversation and I was so offended that I could only say “That’s not a fancy word!” in response
Me bugmaxing(eating one big leaf)
May 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me bugmaxing(eating one big leaf)
The Judge: You’re stalling
Me: I’m sitting in a chair
The Judge: That’s stooling
Me: I’m sitting in a chair
The Judge: That’s stooling
May 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Judge: You’re stalling
Me: I’m sitting in a chair
The Judge: That’s stooling
Me: I’m sitting in a chair
The Judge: That’s stooling
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
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May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
I love bringing my traumatized cop partner to family dinners where he tells the kids how it feels to kill a man
April 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love bringing my traumatized cop partner to family dinners where he tells the kids how it feels to kill a man
If making a true film adaptation of #bloodmeridian is impossible, then why not make it an early 2000s style comedy romp where Jeff Goldblum plays the judge?
April 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If making a true film adaptation of #bloodmeridian is impossible, then why not make it an early 2000s style comedy romp where Jeff Goldblum plays the judge?
The Pedro Pascal saying one thing and then dipping edits would go hard
My dream cast for the upcoming live action Legend of Zelda movie
Link: Harry Styles(British)
Zelda: Jack Black
King: Ryan Gosling
“It is dangerous to go alone” Man: Pedro Pascal
Ganondorf: Conan O’Brien(orange hair)
Ganondorf’s comical bird sidekick: Charlie Day
Link: Harry Styles(British)
Zelda: Jack Black
King: Ryan Gosling
“It is dangerous to go alone” Man: Pedro Pascal
Ganondorf: Conan O’Brien(orange hair)
Ganondorf’s comical bird sidekick: Charlie Day
April 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Pedro Pascal saying one thing and then dipping edits would go hard
When the infestation kicks in:
April 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When the infestation kicks in: