(If you’re unaware of this, Superior is so cold and the depths so anoxic that bodies do not decompose. Everyone who’s gone down in it is still there, barring heroic recovery efforts. Many of them may have saponified and become “soap mummies,” which can effectively preserve them forever.

"YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE IN THE OFFICE ALL WEEK AND I ALSO DO NOT PLAN TO BE IN THE OFFICE ALL WEEK" am definitely liking new boss

DHS was like "we'll put in a work order but it'll take ten business days."

and I have tried to call the MD ebt line to cancel the old card and request a new one, just to get a message that they can't access my account and to call DHS (before hanging up on me).