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Alex 🇺🇸🇦🇷 | writer | secretly a cat | 30+ | vinsmoke CEO | INFJ
so many interviews today and so many thank you emails and so much cleaning and so much laundry and
October 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
so many interviews today and so many thank you emails and so much cleaning and so much laundry and
i have 6 separate alarms set to remind me of all the shit i have to do tomorrow
September 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i have 6 separate alarms set to remind me of all the shit i have to do tomorrow
no goddamn way his license plate says CAT
September 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
no goddamn way his license plate says CAT
every time i get one of these i just
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
every time i get one of these i just
i see Kyle is pissing people off in some fb comments section again
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i see Kyle is pissing people off in some fb comments section again
A NEW DISCOVERY
September 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A NEW DISCOVERY
DJ: "Graduations are a big deal to us Latinos."
Me: "ARE THEY, DAD?"
my dad:
Me: "ARE THEY, DAD?"
my dad:
September 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
DJ: "Graduations are a big deal to us Latinos."
Me: "ARE THEY, DAD?"
my dad:
Me: "ARE THEY, DAD?"
my dad:
A BLESSING FROM ABUELITA
September 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A BLESSING FROM ABUELITA
i really love this color scheme actually
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i really love this color scheme actually
no breathing room at all like my god can i GO TO THE BATHROOM
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
no breathing room at all like my god can i GO TO THE BATHROOM
this child has given me no breathing room today
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this child has given me no breathing room today
i swear to god
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i swear to god
this will not bring my spicebush back
September 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
this will not bring my spicebush back
normal conversation after he hung up on me
August 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
normal conversation after he hung up on me
weekend at Rudy's
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
weekend at Rudy's
my eevee popsocket broke off and i can't get it back on
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
my eevee popsocket broke off and i can't get it back on
the cute act is a lie.
July 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the cute act is a lie.
it was a finger stick. like. one of THESE. but noooo we have to rip the bandaid off and smear blood all over mommy while screeching and trying to break free even though mom is literally trying to take us out to the car to go home.
July 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
it was a finger stick. like. one of THESE. but noooo we have to rip the bandaid off and smear blood all over mommy while screeching and trying to break free even though mom is literally trying to take us out to the car to go home.
a single father with a drinking problem
July 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
a single father with a drinking problem
gps took me on the scenic route to work this morning
July 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
gps took me on the scenic route to work this morning
"we need a big list for this mailing send"
"uhhh the one you asked me to pull have over 100k entries"
"uhhh the one you asked me to pull have over 100k entries"
July 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"we need a big list for this mailing send"
"uhhh the one you asked me to pull have over 100k entries"
"uhhh the one you asked me to pull have over 100k entries"