pizzalawyer
pizzalawyer.bsky.social
pizzalawyer
@pizzalawyer.bsky.social
Twitter is my favorite place to go to when I want to see self proclaimed “alpha males” do nothing except cry about how every video game isn’t catered to them. I wish I was as alpha as them.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thinking there’s a “crime gene” is also a take. He has no idea he gets so close when he says “underclass”
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Every time I see that ai generated Snoop Dogg game I want to cancel prime entirely
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I tried the demo of it and I’m on the fence. I enjoyed it but I’m not sure if I 15 dollar enjoyed it
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That’s how I feel when it comes to movies and mini series about actual serial killers. Like profiting off of actual people’s murders? Fuck off. Any profits that get made from those should go to any victims families.
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Any time I hear Lowtax all I can think of is the Mangosteen saga
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I actually just watched it yesterday! 🧡

it made me stop and think "Ok I think I have that..... I have that, right??" and try to see it from a few different angles. I appreciate you thinking of me!
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you like boomer shooters, Hands of Necromancy is a solid buy
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I was staring at this for like 5 mins trying to figure out why he looks like he had a snorkel mask on before I read the actual text
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This seems pretty therapeutic to me 😀
September 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes you just gotta freeball
September 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I see this and my immediate thought is ah yes, “another Phantasy Star Online character”.
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I love the look of the Nine Inch Nails one!
August 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I love the Flava Flav necklace
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you have one for Suikoden 2 I’d be happy to take it 😅
July 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The updated screenshot looks so good
July 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM