pizzalawyer
@pizzalawyer.bsky.social
92% off? No my friend, for you I'll do ELEVEN instead.
October 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
92% off? No my friend, for you I'll do ELEVEN instead.
*record scratch noise* you may be wondering how I got myself kicked out of Barnes and Noble. Let me take you back to where it all started.
October 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*record scratch noise* you may be wondering how I got myself kicked out of Barnes and Noble. Let me take you back to where it all started.
I got to go see the stardew symphony last night🥰
Yes I was overdressed but I’ve never been to a symphony before and I’ve never had a suit before so it was a good excuse to get one
Yes I was overdressed but I’ve never been to a symphony before and I’ve never had a suit before so it was a good excuse to get one
October 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I got to go see the stardew symphony last night🥰
Yes I was overdressed but I’ve never been to a symphony before and I’ve never had a suit before so it was a good excuse to get one
Yes I was overdressed but I’ve never been to a symphony before and I’ve never had a suit before so it was a good excuse to get one
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My biggest gripe about DQ3 is when you set someone to focus on healing, they exclusively use their most powerful spells until it's time to heal at which point they don't heal because they blew through their MP casting offensive spells.
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My biggest gripe about DQ3 is when you set someone to focus on healing, they exclusively use their most powerful spells until it's time to heal at which point they don't heal because they blew through their MP casting offensive spells.
I RSVP’d my daughter for a birthday party and the response I got was “Ok cool 😎 I just finished the weezer cake.”
I thought it was some kind of weird typo or autocorrect but no, I guess this 9 year old girl just REALLY likes the band Weezer lmao
I thought it was some kind of weird typo or autocorrect but no, I guess this 9 year old girl just REALLY likes the band Weezer lmao
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I RSVP’d my daughter for a birthday party and the response I got was “Ok cool 😎 I just finished the weezer cake.”
I thought it was some kind of weird typo or autocorrect but no, I guess this 9 year old girl just REALLY likes the band Weezer lmao
I thought it was some kind of weird typo or autocorrect but no, I guess this 9 year old girl just REALLY likes the band Weezer lmao
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
August 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
I grew up on these streets
July 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I grew up on these streets
Yearly reminder that fireworks are just gay bombs
July 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yearly reminder that fireworks are just gay bombs
Im addicted to books from Bitmap
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Im addicted to books from Bitmap
You better believe I got 2 bags
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You better believe I got 2 bags
I had remembered something cool I saw nearly 20 years ago. I was on something awful and someone made a thread with a blank template and a bunch of people thought it would be fun to make a bunch of different things and stack them like a tower and I wanted to try and recreate it.
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I had remembered something cool I saw nearly 20 years ago. I was on something awful and someone made a thread with a blank template and a bunch of people thought it would be fun to make a bunch of different things and stack them like a tower and I wanted to try and recreate it.
Tried Blue Prince again tonight and it isn’t clicking with me. It’s a cool idea but I’m not sure if it just isn’t for me or if I’m just not in the mood for it.
April 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried Blue Prince again tonight and it isn’t clicking with me. It’s a cool idea but I’m not sure if it just isn’t for me or if I’m just not in the mood for it.
I’m going to the stardew valley festival of seasons concert and I found the lapel pin I’m going to wear to it
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’m going to the stardew valley festival of seasons concert and I found the lapel pin I’m going to wear to it
Me in the early 2000s watching my friend restart Final Fantasy 7 for the 13th time because he wouldn’t stop naming Tifa after the girl he was dating at the time and didn’t want to see her name after they broke up.
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me in the early 2000s watching my friend restart Final Fantasy 7 for the 13th time because he wouldn’t stop naming Tifa after the girl he was dating at the time and didn’t want to see her name after they broke up.
Reposted by pizzalawyer
“AI iS tHe FuTuRe”
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 12:14 PM
“AI iS tHe FuTuRe”
Day 4: Bauble
the longest part that took me on this was just trying to figure out what kind of design I wanted to do, otherwise I'm fairly pleased with it
the longest part that took me on this was just trying to figure out what kind of design I wanted to do, otherwise I'm fairly pleased with it
December 5, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Day 4: Bauble
the longest part that took me on this was just trying to figure out what kind of design I wanted to do, otherwise I'm fairly pleased with it
the longest part that took me on this was just trying to figure out what kind of design I wanted to do, otherwise I'm fairly pleased with it
Day 3: Stocking.
I'm not the happiest with it, and if I spent more time on it I'm sure I could get it to be something I like more, but I'm also challenging myself to a limited amount of time to do them (Mainly because I have other responsibilities I can't neglect)
#pixelart #pixelartvent
I'm not the happiest with it, and if I spent more time on it I'm sure I could get it to be something I like more, but I'm also challenging myself to a limited amount of time to do them (Mainly because I have other responsibilities I can't neglect)
#pixelart #pixelartvent
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Day 3: Stocking.
I'm not the happiest with it, and if I spent more time on it I'm sure I could get it to be something I like more, but I'm also challenging myself to a limited amount of time to do them (Mainly because I have other responsibilities I can't neglect)
#pixelart #pixelartvent
I'm not the happiest with it, and if I spent more time on it I'm sure I could get it to be something I like more, but I'm also challenging myself to a limited amount of time to do them (Mainly because I have other responsibilities I can't neglect)
#pixelart #pixelartvent
December 3, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Taking part in the pixel artvent despite what i make is going to look like dog vomit compared to what other people are going to make.
#pixelart #pixelartvent
#pixelart #pixelartvent
December 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Taking part in the pixel artvent despite what i make is going to look like dog vomit compared to what other people are going to make.
#pixelart #pixelartvent
#pixelart #pixelartvent
Has this always been a recommended use for cool whip? I just noticed it. I mean I already was doing it, I just didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to feel guilty for it.
December 1, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Has this always been a recommended use for cool whip? I just noticed it. I mean I already was doing it, I just didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to feel guilty for it.
Introduce yourself as a tv character
November 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Introduce yourself as a tv character