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pizzahut.bsky.social
@pizzahut.bsky.social
I love Pizza Hut
Don’t blame us, Dr. Julie, we don’t like Trump’s tariffs any more than you do
hey, @pizzahut.bsky.social Canada

You've got an ad for $14.99 pizza that actually charges $16.99. My local manager says the price just went up. I notice you managed to change how your site charges people but not the actual advertisement - that'll happen "in a few days"

Not cool, Hut, NOT COOL
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ok little haters
nah pizza hut is just oil sponge with sugar on top for babies
March 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Have you tried our Birthday Stackerz? You pick any three medium 2-topping pizzas and we stack ‘em face to base with an ooey gooey layer of vanilla cream cheese between each one, then top it all off with a mound of Cinnacrust Dippers.
It’s my birthday today, and since I don’t eat cake, I feel like I could just have a pizza from @dominos-pizza.bsky.social or @pizzahut.bsky.social in lieu of cake. Candles would work in a pizza for sure. Plus, pizza is round like a cake.
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Paw pics or get out
@pizzahut.bsky.social
Hey whats a pair of pizza pups gotta do to get sponsored? 😂
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That’s very strange. First because all of our locations are top-notch, and second because our location in Hastings hasn’t been open in 20 years! #ghosthut #youreeatingghostpizza
Hey @pizzahut.bsky.social, I <3 your stuffed crust, but your location in Hastings MN SUCKS! Half the time they take the order but then don’t deliver. Guess I’m a @dominos-pizza.bsky.social guy now!
February 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You have been FLAGGED and REPORTED for spreading misinformation
All kidding aside, @pizzahut.bsky.social remains objectively the worst pizza chain.

All of this is a PIZZA CRIME.
January 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How about serving up a side of solutions with those problems
I can't tell what is worse the @pizzahut.bsky.social website or their app to order #pizza.
January 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Made you literally eat your words Dave hope you enjoyed them
It's amazing that we're here in the year 2021 and
@pizzahut.bsky.social still hasn't figured out how to make a medium-sized Stuffed Crust pizza...

-February 19, 2021
It has been 2 years since I downloaded my Twitter archive, so I suppose I'll start re-posting some of my decent, stand-alone tweets here.

Enjoy!
January 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You’ll be back. They always come back to The Hut.
Hey @pizzahut.bsky.social just fyi @ubereats.bsky.social offered me 7 bucks refund on a pizza that cost double that because it was not included in delivery. Why would I trust either of you ain’t forward especially since Uber consistently fails.
January 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not with language like that you won’t
Fuck @dominospizza.bsky.social they forgot my sauce and they refused to give me a refund. I’m only getting @pizzahut.bsky.social from this point on
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Sorry to hear about your car. Have you tried replacing the wheels with Pan Pizzas?
Had to get some @pizzahut.bsky.social with my car out of commission. Definitely hits the spot. And now I have food through the weekend.
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Savor the flavor, friend
there’s no saving

i can down a large stuffed crust from pizza hut in 10 mins or under
November 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
So do we. Get your teacher to sign the form and we’ll send you on your way to Personal Pan Paradise.
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
We’re on it. Lather up with The Hut.
Ok. Ok. Idea.
Why doesn’t @pizzahut.bsky.social make a soap. Like I wanna smell the inside of a Pizza Hut, some garlic bread and melty cheese while I’m showing.
Help me get this to the Hut.
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM