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mike g
@pixelsand8.bsky.social
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'scuse me, while I pierce the blue sky. all posts run the full gamut from bad to worse, it's the Mike G guarantee (or your money back). Autistic hipster (dx'd before it became cool), he/him.
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What could go wrong?
Mr Kinney getting blasted by a malfunctioning security robot from the film Robocop.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Drawing of man wearing shirt that says "sickos" tapping on window, dialogue bubble reads "yes...ha ha ha...yes!"
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Straining every muscle in his face to hold back that infectious smile lol
Zohran Mamdani restrained facial Expression upon learning of dick Cheney's death
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Fuck you and I'll see you next April!
Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Your post has aged... poorly.
Ancient knight who protected the holy grail in "Indiana Jones and the last Crusade"
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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An immigrant who will probably chum it up with neo Hitler the way Shohei did last year.
Shohei Ohtani and Donald Trump smiling together.
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Mark, you don't need to sell it to me.
"Harry, you don't need to sell it to me" meme image
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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This guy also pretty upset
Shohei Ohtani and Donald Trump together in the White House smiling
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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When I have to live out of my office cause I can't be seen in public after posting a terrible take online.
William Fitchner as Van Zant from the film Heat
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Um, what?
Mr Mellon, however, has occasionally made small donations to Democrats, including $2,700 for progressive New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's 2018 campaign. He told Bloomberg News in 2020 that she tried to return the donation, but that he refused to cash the cheque.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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This is such a weird way to say you're rooting for the Blue Jays.
Post by Noel Casler Comedy Pro Tip: Canada is not your enemy but the greasy, drug addicted money-laundering bald mfker who made his own daughter give him lap dances and just spent the week tearing down something that didn’t belong to him is, also he knows nothing about economics. Tariffs will wreck USA.
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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You can no longer ski free this guy demands you pay for the privilege.
Low res image of the monster at the end of the free early windows game "ski free"
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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It's not AI, she's real, I know her.
Elderly white woman smiling and holding a brown bagged bottle of liquor while driving
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
The Mako, a six wheel enclosed all terrain vehicle with thrusters, designed to explore hostile planetary surfaces. Here it is flying through an atmosphere.
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Headline from the Onion reads, "Marilyn Manson now going door to door trying to shock people", picture of Marilyn Manson knocking on someone's door.
October 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Toxic masculinity strikes again.
Overhead graph of the last play of game 4 of the Dodgers/Phillies 2025 NLDS series. Pitcher Orion Kerkering is throwing home, with a short, solid green line depicting the path. Batter Andy Pages is running to first after hitting a ground ball, where a long dotted green line depicts his path. "sexual polarity" meme, goofy wannabe alpha male uses green lines to depict people leaning into one another to analyze their relationship.
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Got this two out of three. Close enough I guess lol.
The Stoner
October 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Incredible vibes from these kinds of people.
Photo of actor Craig T Nelson with quote. "I've been on food stamps and welfare. Did anybody help me out? No."
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Mallwart
Wallmart
October 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Screen cap of tweet "Hmm well I'd say I'm fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. the problems are bad but their causes...their causes are very good "
September 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Me as Antifa CEO living in my corner office for the past 24 hours, doing nothing but making phone calls and shredding documents.
Actor William Fichtner as Roger Van Sant in the film "Heat"
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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THE RAPTURE!

Brought to you by autism.
Giant news text that reads "autism announcement" next to a picture of RFK jr.
September 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Screen cap of a tweet by Dean Browning, a white guy. It reads: "I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse," he wrote in response to one of his own tweets. "Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when Democrats are involved."
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Ya don't say!
Thomas Green Clemson (July 1, 1807 – April 6, 1888) was an American politician and statesman who served as Chargé d'Affaires to Belgium and United States Superintendent of Agriculture. He served in the Confederate Army and founded Clemson University in South Carolina.[1] He was a slave owner.[2]
September 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Scene from Robocop where two corpos dismiss their colleague's death due to a security malfunction. One turns to the other and says, "that's life in that big city".
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM