It has to be that he’s making enough money on trades, using the Pirates as a “farm team” for serious franchises, he takes rookies, trains them and loses games, and trades them for a profit

I agree! Maybe Nutting should make his team as hype as the savory pastries in the outfield.

Almost lost me when they pronounced it “Hole-ees” instead of “Wool-ees” but some sins can be forgiven

I bought a knee brace the other day and instinctively started browsing cemetery plots online

*me at every crappy pub between Polish hill and East Carson just absolutely loving my shitty domestic beers