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Nebby Baggins
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shitposting my way through middle earth (pittsburgh)
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They finally invented a dating app just to find women who will be mean to you
An add for “Chyrpe Dating” a service that promotes itself as “the safest, fastest growing dating app for female-led dynamics”
May 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Chicago Pope
May 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Deciding to come back to posting after a long hiatus
Gandalf the Grey incapacitated on the snow “I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth”
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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*me at every crappy pub between Polish hill and East Carson just absolutely loving my shitty domestic beers
Merry Brandybuck from Lord of the Rings eyes a pint of ale with lust in his eyes
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínen. "You cannot enter here," said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. "Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!" The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter. "Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade. Gandalf did not move. And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the city, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of war nor of wizardry, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn. And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns, in dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last.
November 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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October 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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It’s the same image
October 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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the squirrel hill neighbourhood in pittsburgh has squirrel shaped bike racks
a metal bike rack in the shape of a squirrel
October 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM