Making good products isn't profitable enough for companies that have had to make more profit than last quarter to meet ROI for the last 40 years.

Which one gets the candle, which one gets the tea, and which one gets the spices?

And yes, I know that this gif is actually from his video on ROBLOX_OOF.mp3, which I know because I've also watched that video more than six times. There are just shamefully few gifs of hbomb on here.

It's literally just advertisers funding it, though. Ad revenue on Twitter ain't shit if you're in the US, but it's a fuckass load amount of money if you live in Pakistan.

I do NOT endorse Mr. Toucan's conduct, but... the rules really DO be different when you're gay...

Jimrat is one of those sleeper gentlemen for sure. Drenched in the trappings of raunch and sin, but asks if he's going too far every 30 seconds.

Trust me I'm no stranger to "well, yeah, you're on the schedule 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, but you also have 5 mandatory lunch breaks in there, so you don't get benefits," but the gall of calling it "modified full-time," instead of just fucking rich.

I know it sounds crazy, but it's actually 100% necessary to have someone drowning in your pits to do it.

Not me seeing this and thinking maybe Suarez IS the right person to try that with... 😳

He hath spake!

Are there openings for the position of "booty?"

😭😭😭 I didn't mean it like that, it's just... your mallet is so distracting... 👀🫢

Yes, yes, very hot, blah, blah, blah, IS THAT A FUCKING DULCIMER???

You're so real for this

You did NOT have to go so hard on the fit my WORD!