PitsssViper
pitsssviper.bsky.social
PitsssViper
@pitsssviper.bsky.social
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I'm just a lurker who likes cute/hot/horny drawings
28m | PA

pfp is by me
I'm willing to give people a lot of grace when it comes to falling for AI slop, but if you're a fansite creator reposting AI porn that's LABELLED AS SUCH, that's a very clear sign to me that YOU don't care enough about what you do for me to follow you. Sorry.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but that DL guy isn't gonna give you the attention you deserve...

It me; I'm the person who needs to hear it...
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Vaccines didn't make me autistic; hbomberguy's feature length documentary about vaccines not causing autism made me autistic.

(honestly, my only other answer to this is that I watched "Bionicle: Mask of Light" nearly every day from ages 6-8, so actually, I was probably already autistic)
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Genuinely one of the most vile things I've read.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Evangelicals slobbering over Jesus AI slop is unironically the most damning indictment of religion since the heliocentric model. "Divine inspiration" is dead, and Grok has killed it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I think it would be a good thing if we nationalized Burger King.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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maybe next time
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Rocket: Robot on Wheels
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's crazy that in less than 40 years we went from a State Treasurer skipping sentencing on bribery convictions by way of TELEVISED SUICIDE, to the President of the United States just openly accepting gold bars from foreign diplomats and tech CEOs and bragging about it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Jungle tiles are overpowered in Civ V: BNW. If you build a university and take the right pantheon/policies, a jungle tile with a trading post yields 2 food, 3 gold, 1 culture, and 3 science.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The part of "you have to accept the possibility that you'll get hurt" that people leave out, is that when you get hurt, you have to be hurt. The "get back out there" attitude pressures people to rush grief.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I had to make my own version of that AI Tiger/Jaguar pic, but with MENNNN!!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Knowledge is knowing that Shiro Sagisu scored both Evangelion and Bleach. Wisdom is knowing that you only like Bleach because Shiro Sagisu scored it. Wisdom Premium+ is knowing that this does not mean you should watch Evangelion.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Look, everybody should hate Senator Fetterboy, but if you aren't a Pennsylvanian, you can't even begin to understand the rage. The motherfucker ran on Medicare For All, and the second he got any pushback he starts saying "I was never a progressive," and is basically just a Republican now.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Autism is explaining to a fifth therapist that your inability to express emotion comes from a lifetime of being conditioned to believe doing so is dangerous. You're actually acutely aware of your emotions at all times, and don't need help recognizing them. That was day 1 of learning to survive.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"A socialist won an election? What could he have possibly done differently? It must be the talking point that EVERY SINGLE POLITICIAN SINCE REAGAN HAS RUN ON"
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"some people abuse SNAP"

Excuse me while I abuse the curb with your teeth.
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I would be for the Palantir panopticon if it automatically revoked the license of anybody who tries to wave on pedestrians, with tinted windows, AFTER DARK. I cannot fucking SEE YOU, asshole!
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Itchy eyes has got to be the single, stupidest thing the human body does. You're telling me that the ONLY pain response that stimulates compulsive scratching was the appropriate one for THE MOST SENSITIVE PART OF THE BODY WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST VITAL OF SENSORY ORGANS!? Okay.
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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The water hasn't touched the best part yet.

Richard belongs to @dynewulf.bsky.social
October 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Halo is a vicious screed against fascism, authoritarianism, and religious fundamentalism. It is radically humanist and inclusivist. It is not thematically or philosophically compatible with Trump Admin, ICE/DHS, or Republican policy. Fuck Microsoft. 🏴‍☠️ Campaign Evolved.
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If AI is so great, why can't it keep my phone from accepting touchscreen input while it's IN MY POCKET!? The number of times I've pulled out my phone to find that I was one button away from butt dialing 911, because that's the only thing it can do while locked is TOO DAMN HIGH!
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Bro teasing you at the gym
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM