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Pitmaster Will
@pitmasterwill.bsky.social
Retired Attorney, Biker, Father to Trumie the Cairn Terrier & Mattie C the wheaten Scottie. Buckeyes, Cavs, Browns, Guardians. Living the dream in Appalachian Ohio. Current Guardian ad Item / Mediator. Believer in science and voting rights.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mattie Cinderella is one year old today!
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social how about some car wash love for Mattie Cinderella?
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Congratulations Congressman @mattgertz.bsky.social ! You'll make.a.great. Atty. General!
November 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social how about some 14th birthday wishes for Trumie?
September 24, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Mattie Cinderella the wheaten Scottie is three months old! Here she is on her morning walkie.
August 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Hi, @darthbluesky.bsky.social , Mattie Cinderella is getting big!
July 1, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social from the puppy cart to our hearts. Born on Starwars day and just the bestest girl. Mattie Cinderella ia 💯Scottie and 💯lovely. Arooo!
June 25, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social Mattie standing up in the #puppycart ! #scottieterrier
#scottie

She comes home tomorrow
June 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social I'm getting a new baby in a couple of weeks. How about a hello to Mattie Cinderella the Wheaten Scottie?
June 11, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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We're getting a Wheaten Scottie and naming her Mattie Cinderella! Should be home and with Trumie at the end of June! Not sure which pup in this picture she is, but I included a pic of her Mom for an idea of what she will look like.
May 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Trumie is staying at Aunt Nancy's, and had her shredded cheese snack served on a licky mat instead of a silver saucer, @darthbluesky.bsky.social
April 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Opens Bluesky. Sees @darthbluesky.bsky.social is still hibernating. Sighs. See y'all tomorrow.
March 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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This is spectacular.
December 4, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Connections
Puzzle #161
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November 19, 2023 at 5:33 PM
The face you give when Dad tells you he's not sharing his General Tso's because he bought you your own order of Chicken Nuggets and fed you first

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November 14, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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Dan Wetzel of Yahoo Sports is reporting a developing scandal involving the Michigan football team and stealing signs.
October 19, 2023 at 4:58 PM
October 19, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Illinois vs Maryland is at 3:30 on NBC and the Buckeyes are at noon on some stupid bird streaming service. Like there's not enough going on in the world today.
October 14, 2023 at 2:17 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social while I love doing hasselbeck potatoes on the smoker this potato the size of my cutting board just got rubbed with olive oil, sprinkled with Montreal seasoning and put on the smoker in foil.
October 13, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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Trumie believes her Aunt Nancy has the best vacation place she’s ever been to
September 30, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Trumie discovered her Aunt Nancy has a special place for pups.
September 30, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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it’s 1910 england. you’re exhausted and you’ve just laid down for bed, but the sound of melodic banging on the roof keeps you awake. the chimney sweeps are singing and dancing for that fucking nanny again. you want to die.
August 4, 2023 at 4:35 AM
September 22, 2023 at 1:44 PM