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Meanwhile at the hall of justice...
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Meanwhile at the hall of justice...
Great stuff 👍
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Great stuff 👍
The real winner of the government shutdown? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The real winner of the government shutdown? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
The "liberal" nytimes...
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The "liberal" nytimes...
Beyond parody
October 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Beyond parody
The NYTimes has been on a roll lately...
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The NYTimes has been on a roll lately...
The nation waits with bated breath for the liver king to opine on the assault on free speech in America.
September 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The nation waits with bated breath for the liver king to opine on the assault on free speech in America.
A nakedly partisan DOJ carrying out revenge on Trump's enemies draws both praise and scrutiny.
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A nakedly partisan DOJ carrying out revenge on Trump's enemies draws both praise and scrutiny.
I just can't even with this.
September 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just can't even with this.
All the snooze that's fit to print
September 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
All the snooze that's fit to print
BREAKING SCOOP:
September 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
BREAKING SCOOP:
The "liberal" NYTimes strikes again
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The "liberal" NYTimes strikes again
The legacy media is in inexorable decline. Unless they acquire me for $200M and give me a top editorial job.
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The legacy media is in inexorable decline. Unless they acquire me for $200M and give me a top editorial job.
In which we learn that "Beauty and the Beast" & "Harry Potter" have a secret liberal message.
September 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
In which we learn that "Beauty and the Beast" & "Harry Potter" have a secret liberal message.