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Holy crap Lois
This is just like the time I
Composed a haiku
This is just like the time I
Composed a haiku
Sorry mother, I'm about that life now.
May 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Sorry mother, I'm about that life now.
Spyro 2 ripto's rage skybox looking city.
May 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Spyro 2 ripto's rage skybox looking city.
My new OC, Dark Gable.
April 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
My new OC, Dark Gable.
It's bring your own cup day at the bodega
April 14, 2024 at 3:27 AM
It's bring your own cup day at the bodega
They're boyfriends.
April 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
They're boyfriends.
At the symphony and craving a deli platter.
April 13, 2024 at 3:08 AM
At the symphony and craving a deli platter.
It's funny that the Eminem/Mariah Carey feud stems from Em saying "we had sex and I did terrible, she's beautiful and I was nervous and came way too fast" and her going "that never happened, I would never have sex with someone that young" then marrying Nick cannon (8 years younger than Em)
April 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
It's funny that the Eminem/Mariah Carey feud stems from Em saying "we had sex and I did terrible, she's beautiful and I was nervous and came way too fast" and her going "that never happened, I would never have sex with someone that young" then marrying Nick cannon (8 years younger than Em)
I'm tired of living my truth in silence.
April 11, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I'm tired of living my truth in silence.
Insane that Fred Durst signed these 2 straight dudes in 2005 and they immediately released the Yuri album of all time.
April 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Insane that Fred Durst signed these 2 straight dudes in 2005 and they immediately released the Yuri album of all time.
Drunkenly bought us really nice tickets for cirque du soleil lol
January 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Drunkenly bought us really nice tickets for cirque du soleil lol
Lotta you don't know how to ball like me
January 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Lotta you don't know how to ball like me
Maybe this foot ball thing is worth looking closer at...
January 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Maybe this foot ball thing is worth looking closer at...
True America brain is taking one of the coolest fictional women ever made in Japan and 100% copying her but making her dumber (in part because you can't write), less capable, and completely subservient and dependent on player insert man.
December 28, 2023 at 8:50 PM
True America brain is taking one of the coolest fictional women ever made in Japan and 100% copying her but making her dumber (in part because you can't write), less capable, and completely subservient and dependent on player insert man.
I've got the greasy black peel. I'm the opp. Shorty said I have all the tenderness of a seasick crocodile. Thats her problem. I got spiders for brains and a 39 ½ foot pole no one will touch. I'm a mean vile monster. My stink stank stunk is louder than anything you've ever whiffed, fuckwho.
December 26, 2023 at 12:25 AM
I've got the greasy black peel. I'm the opp. Shorty said I have all the tenderness of a seasick crocodile. Thats her problem. I got spiders for brains and a 39 ½ foot pole no one will touch. I'm a mean vile monster. My stink stank stunk is louder than anything you've ever whiffed, fuckwho.
Google is done for.
December 25, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Google is done for.
Yo Mister White Christmas, I heard Santa Claus is coming to town.
December 25, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Yo Mister White Christmas, I heard Santa Claus is coming to town.
He's got his own Funko.
December 23, 2023 at 11:11 PM
He's got his own Funko.
Uncle passed on the new family heirloom.
December 23, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Uncle passed on the new family heirloom.
Finally got that big promotion at work
November 22, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Finally got that big promotion at work
I've uhh felt the hate rise up in ME
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see and let me be clear
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see and let me be clear
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed
November 19, 2023 at 8:27 PM
I've uhh felt the hate rise up in ME
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see and let me be clear
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see and let me be clear
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed