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Holy crap Lois
This is just like the time I
Composed a haiku
This is just like the time I
Composed a haiku
Playing Disco Elysium. Sniffed a garbage paper and died. Touched a gear shift and died. Sat in the uncomfortable chair and meme died. Terrific adventure game.
June 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Playing Disco Elysium. Sniffed a garbage paper and died. Touched a gear shift and died. Sat in the uncomfortable chair and meme died. Terrific adventure game.
Ergo Proxy is my favorite anime that is impossible to watch (too dark, can't see shit).
June 19, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Ergo Proxy is my favorite anime that is impossible to watch (too dark, can't see shit).
Sorry mother, I'm about that life now.
May 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Sorry mother, I'm about that life now.
Spyro 2 ripto's rage skybox looking city.
May 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Spyro 2 ripto's rage skybox looking city.
Next round of tickles are on me
April 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Next round of tickles are on me
My new OC, Dark Gable.
April 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
My new OC, Dark Gable.
In my culture one of the most meaningful gifts you can give is an amulet of 5% increased movement speed.
April 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
In my culture one of the most meaningful gifts you can give is an amulet of 5% increased movement speed.
The masses will capitulate to your steeze in time m'lord.
April 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The masses will capitulate to your steeze in time m'lord.
"I love [co-worker], but I really need them to start smoking again or get on Xanax"
April 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
"I love [co-worker], but I really need them to start smoking again or get on Xanax"
It's bring your own cup day at the bodega
April 14, 2024 at 3:27 AM
It's bring your own cup day at the bodega
They're boyfriends.
April 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
They're boyfriends.
Haters say you shouldn't eat an entire deli platter during a 15 minute intermission, but I'm going to prove that you can
April 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Haters say you shouldn't eat an entire deli platter during a 15 minute intermission, but I'm going to prove that you can
At the symphony and craving a deli platter.
April 13, 2024 at 3:08 AM
At the symphony and craving a deli platter.
It's funny that the Eminem/Mariah Carey feud stems from Em saying "we had sex and I did terrible, she's beautiful and I was nervous and came way too fast" and her going "that never happened, I would never have sex with someone that young" then marrying Nick cannon (8 years younger than Em)
April 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
It's funny that the Eminem/Mariah Carey feud stems from Em saying "we had sex and I did terrible, she's beautiful and I was nervous and came way too fast" and her going "that never happened, I would never have sex with someone that young" then marrying Nick cannon (8 years younger than Em)
I'm tired of living my truth in silence.
April 11, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I'm tired of living my truth in silence.
Insane that Fred Durst signed these 2 straight dudes in 2005 and they immediately released the Yuri album of all time.
April 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Insane that Fred Durst signed these 2 straight dudes in 2005 and they immediately released the Yuri album of all time.
Drunkenly bought us really nice tickets for cirque du soleil lol
January 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Drunkenly bought us really nice tickets for cirque du soleil lol
Maybe the only thing cooler than bringing Bluetooth speakers on the bus is singing along
January 18, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Maybe the only thing cooler than bringing Bluetooth speakers on the bus is singing along
I've never watched family guy
January 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I've never watched family guy
I look at Twitter when I'm pooping, and this place when I'm feeling twizted.
January 11, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I look at Twitter when I'm pooping, and this place when I'm feeling twizted.
Lotta you don't know how to ball like me
January 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Lotta you don't know how to ball like me
Xiaolong-john-silverbao (that's when you fill a soup dumpling with clam chowder)
January 9, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Xiaolong-john-silverbao (that's when you fill a soup dumpling with clam chowder)