honorable mention

"time to back up the files on my phone before moving them to my new phone, i wonder what important things i'll find-"

if you finish your giant traffic light before the food arrives you're fucked. god looks down upon the cobb & co giant traffic light in dismay at what his children have wrought upon the regional towns of our proud nation

delighted to report that the boucle penis chair i found at the local scandi furniture importer is on sale. imagine visiting somebody you don't know very well and this is what's in the lounge and they don't say anything about the boucle penis chair and you have to just sit in it.

anything is a puzzle feeder if you simply believe (there are pieces of crumpled paper inside the box on top of half her dinner biscuits)

recalling this is what mlyp did to all the toilets in my house some years back. kermit was in the other one

i cannot overstate the importance of finding games that let you make a guy and the game makes you emotionally invest in your guy. i simply do not know how i would cope with the world if i did not have the soft place to land of this large man and his story. it is a safe place to feel difficult things

me if anyone cares

pt 1 of the rejigged setup. we put some holes in the walls bc we can! if i could launch the dell monitor's original stand into the sun i would! i will put a little thread here of progress tomorrow, gotta put the desk back in ofc

this left the nastiest taste in my mouth. we just stood there looking at it in a sort of resigned disbelief

my feelings about auckland change second to second these days

me: i think i'm ready again for a game that's narratively rich and maybe a lil emotionally devastating. i did buy bg3 to fall down that rabbit hole at SOME point

also me:

the official bratz facebook account's tribute to david lynch was definitely not on my bingo card for january 2025

there he goes, i guess...?