honorable mention

the harmonies in the last couple of choruses in sway are absolutely haunting. 'drive' as an album is immaculate

yes you can have lime or raspberry! you can also choose to have an upturned sol lager and tequila test tube if you fucking hate yourself

if you finish your giant traffic light before the food arrives you're fucked. god looks down upon the cobb & co giant traffic light in dismay at what his children have wrought upon the regional towns of our proud nation

the training video is so dear to my heart but we went to cobb & co in taupō a couple years ago and you could not pay me enough to eat anything meat-adjacent there ever again

jesus was a leftist revolutionary and yet the history of christianity itself is the clearest and longest-running example i can point to of the dangers of creating power structures

oh his little face. the pose. what a guy

the past few weeks i have been haunted by that white house ice ghibli gen ai image. it feels so primitively flight-or-fight threatening to me because there's no way i could have predicted something so cruel as the manifestation of otherwise playbook implementation and escalation of a fascist regime

inb4 "grace take shit seriously stop being distracted by kanyegg" i have been trying to find a way to articulate that the through line of all the fascist shit going on everywhere rn is its juxtaposition with the most unthinkably wild things that just take my breath away with how bizarre they are

i am not even being facetious i do not know how much more of the emotional whiplash of daily events i can handle

recalling this is what mlyp did to all the toilets in my house some years back. kermit was in the other one