First Mate Meric
@piratepasta.bsky.social
I'm a devout Pastafarian from the US who lives in the UK. Praise the #FSM I love my sphynx cat, wild hedgehogs, backyard ducks, breastfeeding, tabletop & pc/sandbox games, DIY home & craft, wildlife, science, tattoos, sex positivity + antifascism.
Oh. I meant *for* me.
I immediately sent the link to my partner. I'm hard to buy for. The only other thing I could think of asking for was a (literal, inexpensive) pearl necklace. Which I just realised makes my wishlist very unintentionally funny... but not a joke!
I immediately sent the link to my partner. I'm hard to buy for. The only other thing I could think of asking for was a (literal, inexpensive) pearl necklace. Which I just realised makes my wishlist very unintentionally funny... but not a joke!
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh. I meant *for* me.
I immediately sent the link to my partner. I'm hard to buy for. The only other thing I could think of asking for was a (literal, inexpensive) pearl necklace. Which I just realised makes my wishlist very unintentionally funny... but not a joke!
I immediately sent the link to my partner. I'm hard to buy for. The only other thing I could think of asking for was a (literal, inexpensive) pearl necklace. Which I just realised makes my wishlist very unintentionally funny... but not a joke!
Thankfully there's already a link.
That's (all future) gifts sorted!
That's (all future) gifts sorted!
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Thankfully there's already a link.
That's (all future) gifts sorted!
That's (all future) gifts sorted!
Not worse than 'Gentleman's Relish'.
(Which is fish based.)
(Which is fish based.)
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Not worse than 'Gentleman's Relish'.
(Which is fish based.)
(Which is fish based.)
It can be both.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in the desert with mountains in the background and asking is it too much to ask for both .
Alt: Clip from Ironman movie: Tony Stark in a suit says "Is it too much to ask for both?" with desert and mountains in background.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It can be both.
The Cell
I don't even like J-Lo, but it was all perfect casting.
I mean, those costumes... my lord.
I don't even like J-Lo, but it was all perfect casting.
I mean, those costumes... my lord.
a man in a costume with a crown on his head is praying with his hands together .
Alt: Movie clip from 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez's face in dark makeup with vacant, evil smile as the villain king character in ornate costume tortures the detective character who is strapped to a table, shouting at J.Lo to "snap out of it".
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December 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The Cell
I don't even like J-Lo, but it was all perfect casting.
I mean, those costumes... my lord.
I don't even like J-Lo, but it was all perfect casting.
I mean, those costumes... my lord.
I want to grow woad in my garden... then dye things.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I want to grow woad in my garden... then dye things.
#SixSide then let it go, rolled back over and scurried away. The juvenile didn't seem distressed by this, after being spun & tossed off into the soil, it righted itself, paused, then slowly scuttled under a leaf like nothing. I don't think it was aggression, so do #isopods #play? Like bees w/ balls?
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#SixSide then let it go, rolled back over and scurried away. The juvenile didn't seem distressed by this, after being spun & tossed off into the soil, it righted itself, paused, then slowly scuttled under a leaf like nothing. I don't think it was aggression, so do #isopods #play? Like bees w/ balls?
Obviously, the only way to alleviate a loud rhythmic noise is other loud rhythmic noises.
a cartoon character with a big nose is laying on a couch
Alt: Wallace (the claymation character) sitting in a recliner as everything around him in his house shakes uncontrollably and he bounces along with it, gritting his teeth with a shocked frown.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Obviously, the only way to alleviate a loud rhythmic noise is other loud rhythmic noises.
Majestic lil' noodle!
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Majestic lil' noodle!
These 'recovery/motivation programs' claim they teach accountability but all they do is enable scapegoating. They are run by predators who exploit profit as pyramid scheme 'healers'.
Their definition of accountability is participation (read:payment) to & with THEM, not to victims or to the law.
Their definition of accountability is participation (read:payment) to & with THEM, not to victims or to the law.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
These 'recovery/motivation programs' claim they teach accountability but all they do is enable scapegoating. They are run by predators who exploit profit as pyramid scheme 'healers'.
Their definition of accountability is participation (read:payment) to & with THEM, not to victims or to the law.
Their definition of accountability is participation (read:payment) to & with THEM, not to victims or to the law.