Captain Tucker
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Captain Tucker
@piratelife.me
41 year old pirate
Only 1% of other riders have this achievement
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh dear, why are you hot? Did ya catch a fever? Better take some ibuprofen and get some rest.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Unpossible
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Would
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Glad you are alright
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Happy birthday me hearty, yo ho!
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*catnaps*
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pirate Captain that sails his crew into Kraken breeding waters. Krakens that incubate their eggs by ovipositing them in warm places. Those eggs sell for a lot of money on the black market, so whichever shipmate 'collects' the most gets an extra share of the haul. So far the captain has always won.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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get on the couch, bro.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He looks like a fire starter. A twisted fire starter.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Draw me like one of your French boys
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
OwO
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Invulnerable phases in general are obnoxious
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM