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Semi-retired telecom regulator, USN Vet, Foster Care Alumni/Advocate. Heathen. Cynical. Tom Petty, Mark Knopfler, Beatles, Moody Blues. Native Floridian. 42

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Sounds like illegal orders. A disgrace for the team.
Cold blooded murder.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The shooter was a CIA asset in Afghanistan and now he's here. Is he a CIA asset operating on US soil?

Who is wagging the dog?
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Reposting this because the crimes against humanity by this fascist regime are mounting up on the daily!

If you agree like many others, please repost as well!
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A J6er pardoned by Big Cheeto just got arrested for crimes against two kids. One victim, only 11, says 44-year-old Andrew Paul Johnson abused him 3 times. Three. Rage on the outside, rot on the inside. Kids pay the price. Share if this makes your chest tighten.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all my brothers and sisters who gave some, those who gave all, and those serving today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dumbass democrats. You were THIS EFFING CLOSE TO VICTORY!

I guess the next step is for Democratic leadership to trademark "We Always Snatch Defeat From the Jaws of Victory"!
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Green Simmons
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ding ding, the Dick is dead!
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say
U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say
Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.
www.latimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm convinced Stephen Miller is the actual President since Trump is definitely not in control.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Are we getting the hint yet?

They do not care about anyone but themselves
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Twenty years ago today, I finished drinking. I was faced with the decision of being able to meet a monthly mortgage payment or socializing and drinking with friends.

None of those "friends" have ever reached out to me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What ceasefire?

ETTD

Release the Epstein files, unredacted.
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Low-key breakfast with a jolt.
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I believe that all the corporations financing the ball room should be barred from government contracts for 10-20 years.
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Well, to be fair, President Johnson was worried about his ball room too.
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Jack Smith should give America a press conference. That way, MAGA can't bastardize his words.
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Is Argentina beef safe from the new world screwworm?
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM