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Remember these, from the glory years, Max?
With David's Xmas cheeseboard on the nation's collective mind, it feels like the perfect time to whip out this blast from the past.
#TJNC
Seasons greetings, lots of love and thanks to you all! ♥️💚🎅🎄🧀
Remember these, from the glory years, Max?
With David's Xmas cheeseboard on the nation's collective mind, it feels like the perfect time to whip out this blast from the past.
#TJNC
Seasons greetings, lots of love and thanks to you all! ♥️💚🎅🎄🧀
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social
Remember these, from the glory years, Max?
With David's Xmas cheeseboard on the nation's collective mind, it feels like the perfect time to whip out this blast from the past.
#TJNC
Seasons greetings, lots of love and thanks to you all! ♥️💚🎅🎄🧀
Remember these, from the glory years, Max?
With David's Xmas cheeseboard on the nation's collective mind, it feels like the perfect time to whip out this blast from the past.
#TJNC
Seasons greetings, lots of love and thanks to you all! ♥️💚🎅🎄🧀
@trientertainment.bsky.social there is not enough content to fill a daily 'It Takes Two' programme. Also; what's with the clothes they wear on it? Nothing fits, nothing matches.. It looks like the whole thing might be a big in-joke, dare or forfeit.
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@trientertainment.bsky.social there is not enough content to fill a daily 'It Takes Two' programme. Also; what's with the clothes they wear on it? Nothing fits, nothing matches.. It looks like the whole thing might be a big in-joke, dare or forfeit.
@maxrushden.bsky.social originally, it was 'Lord Percy Dingbat' and it was funny. 'Lord Percy OF Dingbat' feels much more clumsy, basic and irritating.
Think that's pointlessly pedantic? I have a bigger, football related, bugbear that I am going to leave at your doorstep...
Think that's pointlessly pedantic? I have a bigger, football related, bugbear that I am going to leave at your doorstep...
October 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social originally, it was 'Lord Percy Dingbat' and it was funny. 'Lord Percy OF Dingbat' feels much more clumsy, basic and irritating.
Think that's pointlessly pedantic? I have a bigger, football related, bugbear that I am going to leave at your doorstep...
Think that's pointlessly pedantic? I have a bigger, football related, bugbear that I am going to leave at your doorstep...
That AJ woman is on the telly and she's wearing actual clothes.
Very strange!
Very strange!
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That AJ woman is on the telly and she's wearing actual clothes.
Very strange!
Very strange!
@trientertainment.bsky.social Are there really 10,000 pound coins in the big '!', on the gameshow 'Impossible'?
September 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
@trientertainment.bsky.social Are there really 10,000 pound coins in the big '!', on the gameshow 'Impossible'?
Fergie supports the world's most famous pedophile.
There are consequences.
Katie Piper thinks that's not fair because Fergie's a woman.
🤯 what?! 🤯
Remove the warning labels and the traffic lights. We don't need these people.
There are consequences.
Katie Piper thinks that's not fair because Fergie's a woman.
🤯 what?! 🤯
Remove the warning labels and the traffic lights. We don't need these people.
September 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Fergie supports the world's most famous pedophile.
There are consequences.
Katie Piper thinks that's not fair because Fergie's a woman.
🤯 what?! 🤯
Remove the warning labels and the traffic lights. We don't need these people.
There are consequences.
Katie Piper thinks that's not fair because Fergie's a woman.
🤯 what?! 🤯
Remove the warning labels and the traffic lights. We don't need these people.
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social
David, how about some help with this crazy 'guess who' game? At least I hope I can help. I'll leave the comedian, that's on you, but I think Merson was very close, even if not correct. Thompson, Parlour, Cundy.. that's the ballpark I'd stay in
David, how about some help with this crazy 'guess who' game? At least I hope I can help. I'll leave the comedian, that's on you, but I think Merson was very close, even if not correct. Thompson, Parlour, Cundy.. that's the ballpark I'd stay in
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social
David, how about some help with this crazy 'guess who' game? At least I hope I can help. I'll leave the comedian, that's on you, but I think Merson was very close, even if not correct. Thompson, Parlour, Cundy.. that's the ballpark I'd stay in
David, how about some help with this crazy 'guess who' game? At least I hope I can help. I'll leave the comedian, that's on you, but I think Merson was very close, even if not correct. Thompson, Parlour, Cundy.. that's the ballpark I'd stay in
@trientertainment.bsky.social Rajan is having a bad one tonight.. 2 correct answers VERY harshly disallowed. Less patience that usual, too; 'come on'ing players right from the 1st question
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@trientertainment.bsky.social Rajan is having a bad one tonight.. 2 correct answers VERY harshly disallowed. Less patience that usual, too; 'come on'ing players right from the 1st question
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Robyn Cowan doing Palace V Forest on MOTD..
"Febrile atmosphere elevated to fervent"
I think she's right, you happy?
Robyn Cowan doing Palace V Forest on MOTD..
"Febrile atmosphere elevated to fervent"
I think she's right, you happy?
August 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Robyn Cowan doing Palace V Forest on MOTD..
"Febrile atmosphere elevated to fervent"
I think she's right, you happy?
Robyn Cowan doing Palace V Forest on MOTD..
"Febrile atmosphere elevated to fervent"
I think she's right, you happy?
This commentator is shite, too..
No, Dalglish joining us on this date 40 years ago is not, in any way, ironic!
And no, Diego Jota's ghost did not score Frimpong's goal.
And we've all known that Ekitike is a palindrome for ages now.
Preseason is over, lad. Step it up!
No, Dalglish joining us on this date 40 years ago is not, in any way, ironic!
And no, Diego Jota's ghost did not score Frimpong's goal.
And we've all known that Ekitike is a palindrome for ages now.
Preseason is over, lad. Step it up!
August 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This commentator is shite, too..
No, Dalglish joining us on this date 40 years ago is not, in any way, ironic!
And no, Diego Jota's ghost did not score Frimpong's goal.
And we've all known that Ekitike is a palindrome for ages now.
Preseason is over, lad. Step it up!
No, Dalglish joining us on this date 40 years ago is not, in any way, ironic!
And no, Diego Jota's ghost did not score Frimpong's goal.
And we've all known that Ekitike is a palindrome for ages now.
Preseason is over, lad. Step it up!
Hate these new kits. We look like United
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hate these new kits. We look like United
@trientertainment.bsky.social @footballcliches.bsky.social
Richard/Marina, please please please help Adam/the rest of us understand how and why THAT 'Ellis James crowd noise' is used as almost every single example of crowd noise across, seemingly, all media.
Adam, Richard, get talking and solve it!
Richard/Marina, please please please help Adam/the rest of us understand how and why THAT 'Ellis James crowd noise' is used as almost every single example of crowd noise across, seemingly, all media.
Adam, Richard, get talking and solve it!
August 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@trientertainment.bsky.social @footballcliches.bsky.social
Richard/Marina, please please please help Adam/the rest of us understand how and why THAT 'Ellis James crowd noise' is used as almost every single example of crowd noise across, seemingly, all media.
Adam, Richard, get talking and solve it!
Richard/Marina, please please please help Adam/the rest of us understand how and why THAT 'Ellis James crowd noise' is used as almost every single example of crowd noise across, seemingly, all media.
Adam, Richard, get talking and solve it!
@maxrushden.bsky.social would Harry Kane have preferred to win that with Spurs than the Bundesliga with Bayern? I reckon so.
I also reckon, if that's true, that him moving to Germany might have been pointless. (Assuming he wouldn't have prevented Spurs' win by being there)
Happy for you, btw 👍🏻
I also reckon, if that's true, that him moving to Germany might have been pointless. (Assuming he wouldn't have prevented Spurs' win by being there)
Happy for you, btw 👍🏻
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@maxrushden.bsky.social would Harry Kane have preferred to win that with Spurs than the Bundesliga with Bayern? I reckon so.
I also reckon, if that's true, that him moving to Germany might have been pointless. (Assuming he wouldn't have prevented Spurs' win by being there)
Happy for you, btw 👍🏻
I also reckon, if that's true, that him moving to Germany might have been pointless. (Assuming he wouldn't have prevented Spurs' win by being there)
Happy for you, btw 👍🏻
@footballcliches.bsky.social re: hitmen. Literally Dave made the point that big guys aren't necessarily what you want. Are you conflating hitmen with target men? For me, a hitman is a consistent, average sized, lethal opportunist; Suarez, Aguero, Lautaro Martinez, Robbie Fowler, R9...
Love ya!
Love ya!
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social re: hitmen. Literally Dave made the point that big guys aren't necessarily what you want. Are you conflating hitmen with target men? For me, a hitman is a consistent, average sized, lethal opportunist; Suarez, Aguero, Lautaro Martinez, Robbie Fowler, R9...
Love ya!
Love ya!
@maxrushden.bsky.social I was googling, earlier, checking out an unrelated piece of info on this guy and the AI thing offered me this!
May 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social I was googling, earlier, checking out an unrelated piece of info on this guy and the AI thing offered me this!
@footballcliches.bsky.social 'for my sins' was just uttered by a contestant on itv's 'the 1% club'! Unrelated to football.
I don't know how to send you a clip but it happened at 21.13gmt
I don't know how to send you a clip but it happened at 21.13gmt
April 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social 'for my sins' was just uttered by a contestant on itv's 'the 1% club'! Unrelated to football.
I don't know how to send you a clip but it happened at 21.13gmt
I don't know how to send you a clip but it happened at 21.13gmt
Dreadful line-up on #houseofgames this week :(
It's usually very good.
Also, have they dumbed it down for Max?
It's usually very good.
Also, have they dumbed it down for Max?
April 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dreadful line-up on #houseofgames this week :(
It's usually very good.
Also, have they dumbed it down for Max?
It's usually very good.
Also, have they dumbed it down for Max?
@maxrushden.bsky.social listening back to the Saturday morning show, on the talksport app, and you saying you hoped Baker was quaking in his boots after Brooker's 'go get its' made me hope that Kweku was baking in his boots at the same time
March 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social listening back to the Saturday morning show, on the talksport app, and you saying you hoped Baker was quaking in his boots after Brooker's 'go get its' made me hope that Kweku was baking in his boots at the same time
@footballcliches.bsky.social agree with the sentiment of Guppy in the discourse XI but he only played for England once so doesn't feel attached enough to our left wing issue. Heskey or Scholes for me. Scholes would also fit in the midfield 3 you've gone with better than Gupps.
LOVE the podcast ⚽️
LOVE the podcast ⚽️
March 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social agree with the sentiment of Guppy in the discourse XI but he only played for England once so doesn't feel attached enough to our left wing issue. Heskey or Scholes for me. Scholes would also fit in the midfield 3 you've gone with better than Gupps.
LOVE the podcast ⚽️
LOVE the podcast ⚽️
@trientertainment.bsky.social watching 'escape to the country' and everyone is lying to a poor Canadian couple about Anglesey. Are there big bonuses due if the couple buy a house? Anglesey is awful! They even had someone lying about the locals being nice. I feel so sorry for them
February 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@trientertainment.bsky.social watching 'escape to the country' and everyone is lying to a poor Canadian couple about Anglesey. Are there big bonuses due if the couple buy a house? Anglesey is awful! They even had someone lying about the locals being nice. I feel so sorry for them
@talksport.com :( you've turned Goldstein into the worst version of Durham. Is it a curse that comes with doing the teatime show for too long? He's talking absolute bollocks that he can't actually believe just to wind people up. Lazy and moronic :(
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@talksport.com :( you've turned Goldstein into the worst version of Durham. Is it a curse that comes with doing the teatime show for too long? He's talking absolute bollocks that he can't actually believe just to wind people up. Lazy and moronic :(
@maxrushden.bsky.social CONGRATULATIONS Max, Mrs Rushden and Ian! Welcome to the world, Willy!
Literally just heard the fantastic news and was filled with joy for you!
Enjoy each other every day.
Lots of love xxxx
Literally just heard the fantastic news and was filled with joy for you!
Enjoy each other every day.
Lots of love xxxx
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@maxrushden.bsky.social CONGRATULATIONS Max, Mrs Rushden and Ian! Welcome to the world, Willy!
Literally just heard the fantastic news and was filled with joy for you!
Enjoy each other every day.
Lots of love xxxx
Literally just heard the fantastic news and was filled with joy for you!
Enjoy each other every day.
Lots of love xxxx
@footballweekly.bsky.social Should have written this earlier so it doesn't seem reactionary, but I'm a red and I want Trent to go. He's just a highlight reel and a poser. Fucking useless at his actual job. If we can get some cash in now, let's not wait for summer
January 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@footballweekly.bsky.social Should have written this earlier so it doesn't seem reactionary, but I'm a red and I want Trent to go. He's just a highlight reel and a poser. Fucking useless at his actual job. If we can get some cash in now, let's not wait for summer
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Don't know who else to express this to, maybe there are other examples of misheard things in football. I'm a genuine football fan, always have been, but I only just realised that Newcastle's famous stand is called the gallowgate and not the Gallagher end!
Don't know who else to express this to, maybe there are other examples of misheard things in football. I'm a genuine football fan, always have been, but I only just realised that Newcastle's famous stand is called the gallowgate and not the Gallagher end!
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Don't know who else to express this to, maybe there are other examples of misheard things in football. I'm a genuine football fan, always have been, but I only just realised that Newcastle's famous stand is called the gallowgate and not the Gallagher end!
Don't know who else to express this to, maybe there are other examples of misheard things in football. I'm a genuine football fan, always have been, but I only just realised that Newcastle's famous stand is called the gallowgate and not the Gallagher end!