in a moment of radical honesty:
I am number one ai hater. If it is not already evil, then soon it shall become.
That Being Said- chat gpt made me a grocery list and I got out of that fluorescent hell like a navy seal evac mission bc of it. so i think its fine for grocery lists. but not fracking!

beauty is wasted on youth

very brave of me to develop such emotionally enmeshed workplace relationships. much to discuss with the therapist i will one day have.

In an alternate universe there’s only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with john travolta

Thanksgiving is actually about making everyone apologize for spanking you

i sent my mom a cover of say it ain’t so but it was “gay it ain’t so” and it just described gay sex graphically. I said “really good road trip song” and she said “make me a playlist 🥰” without hearing it first. then she sent “DO NOT MAKE ME A PLAYLIST”

there is much to discuss about that one guy who comes into my work, sits at the bar, and smiles at me warmly. yet, we let the mystery be, and allow space for silence

i came here to hide from my instagram notifications

taylor swift should write a song about someone heating up fish in the microwave at work.