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pinyyon.bsky.social
cal 🌱
@pinyyon.bsky.social
21-he/him-🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️

Sometimes I draw and take pictures. This physical form is held together by bad sports opinions 🏈🏎️
Sometimes I humour young earth creationist logic because I find the implications very funny. God sitting up in his little workshop drawing up goose cheating and divorce.
August 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Everytime I hear someone clutching their pearls about unconventional kid names, I need them to read the roster of any college sports team and realize that they have not adequately updates their threshold for unacceptably weird.
NAMES OF THE 2025 MEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES

Brayden
Blagen
Brevin
Brennyn
Brayden
Bryk
Cade
Caden
Casan
Casen
Canon
Cashel
Dax
Garen
Gage
Gunner
Gunnar
Hayden
Jaden
Jaxon
Kade
Kadan
Kasen
Karter
Kian
Kylen
Laif
Mavrick
Mathis
Mic
Ryder
Steele
Tadan
Tag
Tagger
Tague
Tyce
Wylan
Zane
NAMES OF THE 2025 WOMEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES

Addisen
Brenlee
Braiesey
Camryn
Chaney
Cydney
Graycen
Jaden
Kayden
Kadey
Kasidi
Karlyn
Kaylynn
Keagan
Kedre
Kenleigh
Kinsey
Korbe
Kierston
Lair
Paytn
Persy
Ramsey
Remmington
Regan
Raegan
Reagan
Shylien
Stefini
Teagan

and…

FOUR (!) players named Rylee
June 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Honestly evil (it was Yamaha)
May 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There has never been a better vibes match than pierre gasly being super into 50 cent
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Being a slight linguistics nerd really ruined the book 1984 for me I'm not gonna lie. Read it for the first time last week and I was just silently raging going like "THATS NOT HOW IT WOULD HAPPEN. THATS NOT HOW LANGUAGE WORKS" the entire time lmao
February 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I need lane johnson to take up a career as a country singer when he retires cuz MAN he has the perfect voice for it
February 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Why are they selling clemson novelty liscence plates at canadian tire lmao
February 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Who needs cocaine when you can simply lose your wallet once a month, spend a whole day turning your house upsidedown, and feel the world's greatest rush when you invevitably find it somewhere insane like the back of your fridge.
January 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
God damnit this is why I need to set up my DVR. Can't find that tsn Canadian NFL players montage anywhere online lmao I wanted to show my friends
January 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The nfc nyorth
January 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sometimes ppl like to have terrible opinions in vent channels, and I can't say shit cuz I already know they've been having a bad day.
December 13, 2024 at 9:31 AM
tim tebow cfl is one of the great works of our time, and the only person that has ever agreed with me was also a trans person lol

Also, somewhere out there, there is a cat named after a satellite named after a character in a football story
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 AM
The switch from DA to twitter was brutal because I lost my watch list of 5000 artists I had meticulously crafted over the course of 7 years. Not happy I have to do it againnnnnnnn
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 AM