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David Jones
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Enjoy every sandwich
How long before congress lowers age of consent retroactively?
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I can’t believe how lucky I am. New $2000 combined with my $$ DOGE check on top of the money I will get from my 50 year refinance of my house. Visions of Scrooge McDuck bathing in bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
9/11 in Chile refers to Pinochet’s coup in 1973. It is a good day for this gringo to stay home and avoid the protests. People remember that the US supported him and his murderous regime.
September 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Go directly to the official White House account on TicToc, open comments and start grabbing memes before they are deleted. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I played HS football in the 60’s. We had spandex (ish) pants and girls from neighboring towns came to watch us. I met my first girlfriend at the after game party. 😂🤣
‘We don’t go to no damn football game to see MALE cheerleaders, we go to see super fit dudes in really tight pants kneel down & reach between each others legs, run & tackle until they collapse in a sweaty pile of man so we can get tipsy in the stands & admiringly call ‘em ‘units’
August 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I thought it did not exist
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Temu is having a close out sale in Chile. Does that mean more chandeliers for the WH ballroom? I’m trying to reserve it for Adri’s birthday but do not have the email address. Is it on Open Table?
August 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tennessee is building a tunnel from the Nashville airport to “downtown”. Tunnel is for Teslas only. So … other countries expand and improve public transportation and TN/USA builds a tunnel to benefit a shrinking percentage of the population. At least we’re getting a new White House ballroom.
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Temu is now selling ballrooms?
July 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
South Park has a new fan. Switching from casual/non-viewer to fanátic.
July 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I enjoy NYT’s games, but the final group in connections was “Homophones of synonyms”. Hate it when I solve and look at the final group and cannot put a name to it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Dadgum, I’m going on vacation and my private jet is not available, dadgum.
July 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
As much as I love soccer, I thought the only reason for the Club World Cup was to line FIFA’s pocket. The presentation of the cup and grampa refusing to leave represented the “Club” cup.
Move all the Cup matches to Canada and Mexico.
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The phrases I don’t hear daily when in Chile.
That’s not who we are.
Those third world countries.
I didn’t think he could go that low.
May 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Elise Stefanik took her farewell trip and was already decorating the embassadors kick ass apartment. Jajajaja Back meet knife. Jajajaja
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
CNN replaying the Oval with Bukele. Looked up as Miller rants and watched Rubio nodding his head so hard I thought it would fly off. Last Oval he “Homer Simpsoned” himself into the couch. The nodding is proof that his soul did flee the last time.
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Will JD Vance be able to vote under the Save act?
April 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Other countries recognize our illness and hope for rapid death rather than recovery.
April 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Sign of the day…Chicago
April 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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“Never normalize Genocide”
The mass execution of paramedics by the Israeli army has been barely mentioned in the media.
Students who speak up against the genocide have been targeted.
But there are those who shine a light.
My latest reflection on Ted Schmidt, the Kingston Rd. prophet.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/kingston-r...
KINGSTON ROAD’S PROPHET OF JUSTICE
Standing Up to Genocide in Gaza
charlieangus.substack.com
April 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Because many small investors knew they had to get out before this ass took office. I lost only 7-8% after assproofing my portfolio.
Of course, his method is to keep the tax rate the same while zeroing out the capital gains.
April 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM