Damian Yerrick
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Damian Yerrick
@pineight.com
I programmed Full Quiet for Retrotainment Games. Retro video game programmer (NES and GB) and Weebles collector.
he/him, autistic, opinions mine, expect puns
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Chicken without legs, like Zuzie Q. from the Weebles cartoon
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I've read that a newborn human child's head size is constrained by balancing fitting through the mother's pelvis ("cephalopelvic disproportion") with ability to run. If human descendants evolve to scoot on hands and bottom (see video), the pelvis can become as wide as it needs to be to pass baby.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If our descendants had no legs, like the children from the Weebles cartoon, they'd also have a hole at the bottom of the skull. That's more an "upright" thing than a "bipedal" thing.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Or she walks on her hands and bottom like this
October 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think I know which Weeble the felon looks like, with his orange skin, floppy hair, unbuttoned jacket, and red cap with white lettering: Bumpus
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A rough English counterpart might be
- What do you call a frog without legs?
- Unhoppy
("hop" = jump; resembles "unhappy")

On the other hand, Weebles fans might put it this way:
- What do you call a frog with no legs?
- Call him by his name: Uggie
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Now all he needs is a sack to put his bottom in, like Beast from Weebles has
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I wish I was fit enough to pull off a convincing Easter bunny.
October 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So like Papa, Mama, and Baby Bear from Weebles, I take it
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm curious how someone might tag the anthro characters from the 2005 Weebles cartoon. They have arms, but instead of hind legs they wobble around on their butt.
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Case in point: The kids from the Weebles cartoon manage to enjoy life without legs
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sure do. This one from 2005 reminds me of the President.
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wonder if even Hasbro knows. Every 6 years or so, they bring back Weebles.
September 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Are you sure you're turning into a Pokémon, or into a Weeble?

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If Trump were a Weeble with orange skin, floppy hair, an unbuttoned jacket, and a red cap with white lettering, he'd probably look like Bumpus.
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Tell me about it. In one episode of Weebles, Bumpus (mailman/inventor) body-slams a firefighter into a Super Springaling 3000 catapult.
September 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hasbro relaunched Weebles several times later from 1987 through 2023, changing up the appearance each time.
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you order a pizza from Pizza Rizza in Weebleville, expect Zuzie Q. Woozie to deliver it.
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wasn't old enough to have the 1970s Weebles, but I remember the Weebles from the late 1980s through 2023. Names in alt text
September 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When Nintendo escalated its fight against Wii hobbyists and developers working from home in 2009, I decided I was done with that company. I haven't played new Nintendo games since 2011, and I've largely given up on consoles less than 20 years old.

Instead, embrace modern original NES games.
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Were the 2004-2005 Weebles also inferior?
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Unless they went back on it to signify that later games take place after the Marios were potty-trained. Overalls appear to be common attire for young boys in cartoon world: look at TomTom from Cocomelon.
August 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Who said Weebles can't protect and serve? Nobody told Weebleville police chief Pendleton Wrongrighter.
August 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Weeble, chicken, why not both?

In the 2004-2005 Weebles continuity, Zuzie Q. Woozie is a young and somewhat reckless hen who delivers food from Pizza Rizza to the residents of Weebleville.
August 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Which Weebles did you have? The 1970s ones, or the later ones (pictured)?
August 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM