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People wonder why millennial women love crystals and then every movie in the nineties was about a magic gem
still reading MTG as “Magic: The Gathering” which has made this news cycle VERY confusing
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
still reading MTG as “Magic: The Gathering” which has made this news cycle VERY confusing
what is better than a dog that loves you
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
what is better than a dog that loves you
They don’t make movies with people sitting around and absolutely ripping cigs like they used to
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They don’t make movies with people sitting around and absolutely ripping cigs like they used to
People wonder why millennial women love crystals and then every movie in the nineties was about a magic gem
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
People wonder why millennial women love crystals and then every movie in the nineties was about a magic gem
good news is this feels closer and closer every day
Maybe an economic collapse will help me finally fulfill my dreams of hoarding nickels in a coffee can in the corner of my closet for a "rainy day"
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
good news is this feels closer and closer every day
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At some point over the last 2 years, I lost the romance of living. I need to bring that back.
March 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
At some point over the last 2 years, I lost the romance of living. I need to bring that back.
Where can I even buy a newspaper
Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper
February 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Where can I even buy a newspaper
The hottest man on television and I will not be taking questions
February 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The hottest man on television and I will not be taking questions
my new primary care doc said "I see you rate stress really high, why is that?" To which I replied "Aren't we all extremely stressed right now?" followed by intense silence while I gauged her reaction
February 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
my new primary care doc said "I see you rate stress really high, why is that?" To which I replied "Aren't we all extremely stressed right now?" followed by intense silence while I gauged her reaction
I've never related to a celebrity more than Michael Buble crying at every blind audition on The Voice
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I've never related to a celebrity more than Michael Buble crying at every blind audition on The Voice
excited to savor beans and buttered bread during the upcoming depression
February 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
excited to savor beans and buttered bread during the upcoming depression
Maybe an economic collapse will help me finally fulfill my dreams of hoarding nickels in a coffee can in the corner of my closet for a "rainy day"
February 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Maybe an economic collapse will help me finally fulfill my dreams of hoarding nickels in a coffee can in the corner of my closet for a "rainy day"
attractive people are annoying. who gave you the right??? get out of here!!!! (please hold my hand)
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
attractive people are annoying. who gave you the right??? get out of here!!!! (please hold my hand)
I try my best to be kind, but if I see you in the gym with jeans on the girls in the group chat are gonna ROAST tf outta you homie
January 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I try my best to be kind, but if I see you in the gym with jeans on the girls in the group chat are gonna ROAST tf outta you homie
the anxiety attack I feel practicing two simple sentences in Spanish before I speak to a Spanish speaker. I want to be so nonchalant about it please don’t laugh at me
January 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the anxiety attack I feel practicing two simple sentences in Spanish before I speak to a Spanish speaker. I want to be so nonchalant about it please don’t laugh at me
StumbleUpon was the peak online experience and then everything went to shit
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
StumbleUpon was the peak online experience and then everything went to shit
would you be interested in dabbling in some whimsy yes/no
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
would you be interested in dabbling in some whimsy yes/no
Things to ban before TikTok:
1. Those blinding LED headlights
2. Saying “no” when I ask if you want to be my friend
3. Red 40
1. Those blinding LED headlights
2. Saying “no” when I ask if you want to be my friend
3. Red 40
January 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Things to ban before TikTok:
1. Those blinding LED headlights
2. Saying “no” when I ask if you want to be my friend
3. Red 40
1. Those blinding LED headlights
2. Saying “no” when I ask if you want to be my friend
3. Red 40
I’ve read two issues of The Guardian magazine back to back, so yeah, guess you can say I’m “hip” to what’s happening
January 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ve read two issues of The Guardian magazine back to back, so yeah, guess you can say I’m “hip” to what’s happening