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marco
@pimpaprika.bsky.social
23, he/they, local pretty boy
im abt to learn soooo much abt how gross this island is and im so excited
February 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hank green is one stupid question away from telling people to kill themselves and im here for it
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."

Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."

Me: 😶

Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."

Me: 😮‍💨
February 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my heart feels like a tight knot in my chest constantly, there is no relief, im tired.
February 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
how come if i want to watch a grwm or ootd video of a woman on instagram it thinks that means i have a porn addiction and it must fulfill my needs before i expire from withdrawals
February 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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my friend at NOAAs inbox
January 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
every liberal online watching people get deported, imprisoned and lose their future:

heh, yeah maga, we told you trump would do all that. i hate to say it but i told ya so
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
unsettling dog type homonculus found being lowkey awkward at the function
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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i'm starting to think that making the guys that make video game graphics cards a load bearing pillar of the entire american economy might have been a bad move
January 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
as of monday ima be a fricking medical lab tech babyyyy
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
bro thinks im chair
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM