Pill Bill
@pillbill.bsky.social
im gonna kill god and marry his wife
A second Dave Matthews tour bus has hit that bridge in Chicago
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A second Dave Matthews tour bus has hit that bridge in Chicago
Good news! They shoveled away just enough child corpses to make space for a stage for a music festival for some washed up assholes to play to a bunch of drugged out losers trying to convince themselves they’re living that Molly-fueled lifestyle they were promised as long as they did a genocide
Radiohead seemingly announce first shows in seven years
Radiohead Seemingly Announce First Shows In Seven Years
Throughout 2025 we’ve been catching some clues hinting that Radiohead might be going on tour soon. In March they unveiled a new business entity — historically a telltale sign that they’re up to someth...
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September 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Good news! They shoveled away just enough child corpses to make space for a stage for a music festival for some washed up assholes to play to a bunch of drugged out losers trying to convince themselves they’re living that Molly-fueled lifestyle they were promised as long as they did a genocide
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it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
September 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
Yellow is just flamboyant beige
August 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yellow is just flamboyant beige
You can tell they aren’t actually government agents and just psychos because each one has a different agency on their little Amazon essentials “combat vest” —“POLICE, CBP, ATF, DEA” — and if there’s one thing we know about government agencies is that don’t even work together on something like 9/11.
July 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You can tell they aren’t actually government agents and just psychos because each one has a different agency on their little Amazon essentials “combat vest” —“POLICE, CBP, ATF, DEA” — and if there’s one thing we know about government agencies is that don’t even work together on something like 9/11.
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"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest
Monday’s mass shooting may put concerns over gun violence back on voters’ minds, and have already lead some to scrutinize Mr. Mamdani for his views on policing. “He clearly does not understand what public safety is all about,” said Cuomo w/ @emmagf.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/n...
Mayoral Candidates Navigate a Mass Shooting That Has Rattled New York
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July 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest
I always thought I shouldn’t own a gun given my history of depression, but now I’m thinking maybe i should own a gun given my future of depression
July 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I always thought I shouldn’t own a gun given my history of depression, but now I’m thinking maybe i should own a gun given my future of depression
Saw a dog walking on two feet in the parking lot. He tried to kiss me
June 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Saw a dog walking on two feet in the parking lot. He tried to kiss me
Please, my backflips, they are very sick
May 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Please, my backflips, they are very sick
I did technically kill a guy once but he came back after the whole paddle thing and he was mostly ok so it doesn’t even count really
March 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I did technically kill a guy once but he came back after the whole paddle thing and he was mostly ok so it doesn’t even count really
I want to reiterate that I only meant “fool around with” the hamburgler in the goofing off sense and not the sexual sense. I am not sexually attracted to the hamburger thief. I don’t know why I have to clarify this, but I would never sexually associate myself with a cheeseburger based criminal.
March 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I want to reiterate that I only meant “fool around with” the hamburgler in the goofing off sense and not the sexual sense. I am not sexually attracted to the hamburger thief. I don’t know why I have to clarify this, but I would never sexually associate myself with a cheeseburger based criminal.
Mayor McCheese is a fascist and I think we all need to reckon with that fact or we can never move forward as a country
March 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mayor McCheese is a fascist and I think we all need to reckon with that fact or we can never move forward as a country
All kings must fall. Even those of burgers.
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
All kings must fall. Even those of burgers.
Mac Donald is a cheat and a liar and plays a fool but all the he while is actually a king. that fascist will fall and I will be the one to dance and fool around with the true jester—the ever put-upon hamburgler
March 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mac Donald is a cheat and a liar and plays a fool but all the he while is actually a king. that fascist will fall and I will be the one to dance and fool around with the true jester—the ever put-upon hamburgler
I’m going to kill Mac Donald and make Grimace watch
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m going to kill Mac Donald and make Grimace watch
Can’t afford therapy but also don't want to get any better
February 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Can’t afford therapy but also don't want to get any better
God put me on this earth to crush cans and pound cigs
February 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
God put me on this earth to crush cans and pound cigs
Not enough gargoyle content out there these days. Wheres my freaky little gray guys at
February 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Not enough gargoyle content out there these days. Wheres my freaky little gray guys at
I don’t know why but the funniest name I’ve ever heard is Bob Roberts
February 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don’t know why but the funniest name I’ve ever heard is Bob Roberts
Stickin a corn cob in mouth and suckin the kernels off it like a cartoon cat suckin on a fish and pullin nothin but bones out
February 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Stickin a corn cob in mouth and suckin the kernels off it like a cartoon cat suckin on a fish and pullin nothin but bones out
cutting a hole in the bottom of a wooden bucket and waiting outside of that grape stomp lady’s house
February 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
cutting a hole in the bottom of a wooden bucket and waiting outside of that grape stomp lady’s house
Richard Nixon motor-boating a lady
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Richard Nixon motor-boating a lady
I post to no one.
Do not speak to me
Do not speak to me
January 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I post to no one.
Do not speak to me
Do not speak to me