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pigfender is the creative subdivision of a guy named Rog.
It’s been over 400 years. It might be time for us to move on to the 2nd of the 13 conspirators otherwise this might take forever.
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I once heard that, when asked how he was so prolific, PG Wodehouse replied: “I just love typing.”

I love the idea of him sitting grinning at his desk, his hands bouncing joyfully up and down on the keys in manic abandon to the symphony only an old Monarch or Royal can make!
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Well, if the answer isn’t to sell one to your good friend pigfender then I have no idea.
October 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
(proceeds to add a slalom of plant pots and baby shoes)
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
BUILDER
Okay, we’ve added some books to ensure distraction like you asked, but I really think—

CUSTOMER
Leave one side completely open. Give the stairs a really glossy polished finish.

BUILDER
But that’s—

CUSTOMER
(firmly)
Leave. One. Side. Ope—

BUILDER
(shrugs)
Okay.
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by pigfender
“Loss sheds its light on what remains, and in that light all that we have and all that we have had glows more brightly still.” Bywater, ‘Lost Worlds’
August 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sounds wonderful!
August 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My secret writing “kink” is that I love the look of a good double hyphen instead of an em dash -- sadly too many places auto-“correct” them these days.
May 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Both delightful fellows, I’m sure!
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Yes and no! I agree that you need to be open and receptive so that when ideas happen you recognise them… but I don’t like implication that creativity is a passive process nor the idea it’s okay to just sit and wait for inspiration. Ideas are everywhere if you look, but nowhere if you don’t!
May 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My main WIP has a dog in it. They're not a main character, but definitely a plot catalyst and will look great on the front cover! 🐕‍🦺🐾
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM