Nicola
@pigeonpenelope.bsky.social
I’m a salty, fat, cis-het from the Pacific Northwest. Possibly autistic. I probably like your cat. My opinions are my own. She/they
David Berkowitz was an incel. #serialkillers #sonofsam
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
David Berkowitz was an incel. #serialkillers #sonofsam
I was a kid/teen in the 90s and so I had no idea but holyfuckingshit about PDiddy. Fuck that guy.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I was a kid/teen in the 90s and so I had no idea but holyfuckingshit about PDiddy. Fuck that guy.
I live in a semi-rural area in western Washington and I do all my grocery shopping online. I thought I’d see if there’s cranberry chutney. This was the first thing on the list.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I live in a semi-rural area in western Washington and I do all my grocery shopping online. I thought I’d see if there’s cranberry chutney. This was the first thing on the list.
Years ago, in my early 20s, I had a bumper sticker on my car that said, “Dick Cheney shoots his friends.”
Anyway, glad he’s dead. Fuck that guy.
Anyway, glad he’s dead. Fuck that guy.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Years ago, in my early 20s, I had a bumper sticker on my car that said, “Dick Cheney shoots his friends.”
Anyway, glad he’s dead. Fuck that guy.
Anyway, glad he’s dead. Fuck that guy.
Reposting this to let @microsoft.com know I’m still big mad about this.
But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?!
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reposting this to let @microsoft.com know I’m still big mad about this.
Reposted by Nicola
But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?!
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
July 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?!
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Was worried we wouldn’t have trick o treaters. Now I’m worried there won’t be enough goody bags.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Was worried we wouldn’t have trick o treaters. Now I’m worried there won’t be enough goody bags.
This isn’t up for debate but Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest talk show host. This whole thing is wild.
September 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This isn’t up for debate but Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest talk show host. This whole thing is wild.
I just had a fat rat run up to me and say hi when I was sitting outside on my patio.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the words huh you want what written below him
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the words huh you want what written below him
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August 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just had a fat rat run up to me and say hi when I was sitting outside on my patio.
But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?!
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
July 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
But seriously, what the ever living fuck did you guys think you were doing microsoft? microsoft.com @developer.microsoft.com?!
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Oh and One Note tabs are vertical and not horizontal and I can’t fix that either.
I’m so big mad right now.
Whoever is responsible for @microsoft.com Windows 11—specifically with the task bar settings—know that I hate you so much that I hope your printers never work and your computers crash in the middle of important shit.
July 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Whoever is responsible for @microsoft.com Windows 11—specifically with the task bar settings—know that I hate you so much that I hope your printers never work and your computers crash in the middle of important shit.
Reposted by Nicola
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Reposted by Nicola
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
Reposted by Nicola
Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
July 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
All I did was make jiffy pop and my delayed-pressure urticaria flared up.
I’m allergic to pressure. I gripped the wire handle of the jiffy pop package only for a couple of minutes last night. I’m so much pain for it this morning.
I’m allergic to pressure. I gripped the wire handle of the jiffy pop package only for a couple of minutes last night. I’m so much pain for it this morning.
July 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
All I did was make jiffy pop and my delayed-pressure urticaria flared up.
I’m allergic to pressure. I gripped the wire handle of the jiffy pop package only for a couple of minutes last night. I’m so much pain for it this morning.
I’m allergic to pressure. I gripped the wire handle of the jiffy pop package only for a couple of minutes last night. I’m so much pain for it this morning.
I hate that having an ED means I have to unfollow people I like because they’re talking about dieting and weight loss.
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I hate that having an ED means I have to unfollow people I like because they’re talking about dieting and weight loss.
My dad was medically gaslit for 40 years—to the point where some of my family members stopped believing him—and he was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibromyalgia.
Up until very recently, my dad’s medical came through the military and the VA. They don’t care. They only pacify.
Up until very recently, my dad’s medical came through the military and the VA. They don’t care. They only pacify.
July 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My dad was medically gaslit for 40 years—to the point where some of my family members stopped believing him—and he was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibromyalgia.
Up until very recently, my dad’s medical came through the military and the VA. They don’t care. They only pacify.
Up until very recently, my dad’s medical came through the military and the VA. They don’t care. They only pacify.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can’t get diabetes by eating an abundance of sugar.
Type 2 is genetic and not caused by weight.
Type 2 is genetic and not caused by weight.
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can’t get diabetes by eating an abundance of sugar.
Type 2 is genetic and not caused by weight.
Type 2 is genetic and not caused by weight.
Met the bestest dog ever at the salon yesterday. He gives cuddles while we get our hair rinsed/washed.
June 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Met the bestest dog ever at the salon yesterday. He gives cuddles while we get our hair rinsed/washed.
Nail polish on guys is hot. Mustaches aren’t.
June 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nail polish on guys is hot. Mustaches aren’t.
I got a Switch 2 today. Guess what I’m doing after work?!
June 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I got a Switch 2 today. Guess what I’m doing after work?!
It’s the anniversary of Reagan’s death. Good. Fuck him.
June 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It’s the anniversary of Reagan’s death. Good. Fuck him.
I just won the Plasma Deck with red stake in Balatro. That’s how my Saturday is going.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
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May 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I just won the Plasma Deck with red stake in Balatro. That’s how my Saturday is going.
This is a reminder that a donut for breakfast is better than nothing at all.
May 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is a reminder that a donut for breakfast is better than nothing at all.
In “getting older sucks news,” learned today that BOTH parents have cataracts.
I don’t wanna.
I don’t wanna.
May 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In “getting older sucks news,” learned today that BOTH parents have cataracts.
I don’t wanna.
I don’t wanna.