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my wife would fuck your wife up bro. no contest. She would push her shit in
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
my wife would fuck your wife up bro. no contest. She would push her shit in
Ice Cube voice: DON MEGA
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Ice Cube voice: DON MEGA
another 11 hour day in the bank
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
another 11 hour day in the bank
the smart fella / fart smella duopoly
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the smart fella / fart smella duopoly
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just saw JD Vance trying to track stand on his fixed gear. he fell over and split his pants. there's blood coming out of one of his ears from putting a big dent in an SUV. the driver is yelling at him but he seems confused?
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
just saw JD Vance trying to track stand on his fixed gear. he fell over and split his pants. there's blood coming out of one of his ears from putting a big dent in an SUV. the driver is yelling at him but he seems confused?
all the octagenarian pussies were wet at the polling place when I strode in wearing full USPS motorcycle armor and four ballots
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
all the octagenarian pussies were wet at the polling place when I strode in wearing full USPS motorcycle armor and four ballots
new little ride up #motosky youtu.be/h1KdzprmypI?...
Hunter's Point Sunrise
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November 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
new little ride up #motosky youtu.be/h1KdzprmypI?...
Stephen Maturin scowled from the fo'castle, his grey blue eyes shrouded behind mirrors Pit Vipers. "Confound these unscrupulous oldhead admirals! What a mockery of justice and all of christendom is this brutal naval discipline!"
It’s interesting that there’s a track on the Master and Commander OST called “Smoke N’Oakum.” Impossible not to think of while looking for the photo of Jack Aubrey on the prow of the Surprise smoking in Oakleys
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Stephen Maturin scowled from the fo'castle, his grey blue eyes shrouded behind mirrors Pit Vipers. "Confound these unscrupulous oldhead admirals! What a mockery of justice and all of christendom is this brutal naval discipline!"
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Listen to any of the dumb shit Curtis yarvin believes as far as what power is and who it is for, and minus the tittering at slurs like the baddest little kid in the gifted class, and race as the credentializing force in the state (instead of meritocracy myth) he has the same politics as khive
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Listen to any of the dumb shit Curtis yarvin believes as far as what power is and who it is for, and minus the tittering at slurs like the baddest little kid in the gifted class, and race as the credentializing force in the state (instead of meritocracy myth) he has the same politics as khive
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ass like a pair of shoulderblades
October 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ass like a pair of shoulderblades
he truly is the president we deserve
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
he truly is the president we deserve
multi trillion dollar investments folks
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
multi trillion dollar investments folks
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Woke pope cancels DEI program
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Woke pope cancels DEI program
pasteurization is only 160 odd years old lol
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
pasteurization is only 160 odd years old lol
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Can we stop telling jokes? Some of us don’t have a sense of humor…
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Can we stop telling jokes? Some of us don’t have a sense of humor…
