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Jen
@pidjen.bsky.social
Desert weirdo living in Phoenix
Dog mom, cat foster, software engineer, randomly 6’5
🦒🌈🌵
The most touristy I felt in Mexico City this trip was when our group walked to Lucha Libre in shiny Lucha Libre masks, and when I almost cried at the pharmacy asking for medicine because I got food poisoning
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Me after the tall airport barista (man) chatted me up and gave me free fruit for my oatmeal but little did he know he gave fruit to a fruit
December 13, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Dropping in to watch my friend’s cat and I’m letting her scratch my friend’s chair because I’m cool like that 🤙
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Poppy on film (Walgreens lost my film for a few weeks and it came back wonky idk)
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Been pretty silent in the family group chat since the election (parents are maga) but today I pop back in basically in drag with these pics
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Didn’t realize I had cucumbers and they grew to be the biggest cucumbers anyone has ever seen. #gardening
November 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
An unknown garden pest uprooted two of my cauliflower plants to bury a dog bone. Poppy is on the lookout for the culprit (unrelated but she has a dusty face right now for some reason)
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Every morning Poppy sits in this living room sunbeam to solar charges for her day of mischief
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Even the pope himself is too liberal for my maga mom 😤
November 20, 2024 at 4:04 PM
OOTD: matching pink corduroy but only three people noticed
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Poppy’s first bike ride 🐕‍🦺
November 13, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Poppy’s about to clock in for a years-long shift as my therapy dog, good thing Trump’s getting rid of overtime pay soon amirite
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Daisy survived cancer surgery but will she survive the sudden dust storm on our night out?? (yes)
September 1, 2023 at 5:56 AM
The secret to getting two free drinks at the bar isn’t to flirt with men. It’s to bring your dog 1.5 weeks post op and give everyone updates about her cancer (she is a regular)
August 19, 2023 at 2:49 AM
All my neighbors think my tree is dead but I have news for you buddy. There are 8 green leaves
August 7, 2023 at 1:14 AM
We went on our first walk in weeks because it was ONLY 85° this morning instead of over 100°! Daisy was so happy she peed like a boy dog on trees four times (which is something she only does when very excited) and now she’s rolling around on the couch
July 31, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Last fall I had a blind foster cat who was still able to help my dad with some plumbing. Amazing how talented they are ♥️
July 28, 2023 at 12:54 AM
The face of a girl who made me cry with her thyroid cancer diagnosis but is also uncomfortable with crying and leaves the room
(Surgery consult on Tuesday but prognosis seems good)
July 28, 2023 at 12:51 AM
I am never more my true self than when riding in a Waymo self driving car playing Taylor Swift
July 24, 2023 at 10:46 PM
The duality of woman
(dressed up for Barbie movie last night and murder mystery tonight)
July 23, 2023 at 6:21 AM
I’m a good mother (I carry my daughter to the bar when it’s 119°)
July 19, 2023 at 11:38 PM
I didn’t hear anyone talking about the heat wave in Phoenix because I’ve been too busy relaxing in my backyard stock tank pool 😌
July 16, 2023 at 10:35 PM
My family: Are you ok?? In the heat in Phoenix?? Please reply we are worried!!
Me: urban golfing when it’s 108° out
July 15, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Noticed my front bedroom camera was facing the ground and got nervous someone casing my house did that….reviewed the footage and this is what I discovered
July 13, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Finally sharing my baked potato recipe with you all. Bake for fifteen minutes in the sun at 98° at 8am
July 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM