Jen
@pidjen.bsky.social
Desert weirdo living in Phoenix
Dog mom, cat foster, software engineer, randomly 6’5
🦒🌈🌵
Dog mom, cat foster, software engineer, randomly 6’5
🦒🌈🌵
Thank god my fitness ring can tell me when I’m in the luteal phase because I just correctly guessed someone’s dog was a rat terrier and almost teared up because of my childhood dogs lmao like ok Jen get a grip
June 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thank god my fitness ring can tell me when I’m in the luteal phase because I just correctly guessed someone’s dog was a rat terrier and almost teared up because of my childhood dogs lmao like ok Jen get a grip
The most touristy I felt in Mexico City this trip was when our group walked to Lucha Libre in shiny Lucha Libre masks, and when I almost cried at the pharmacy asking for medicine because I got food poisoning
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
The most touristy I felt in Mexico City this trip was when our group walked to Lucha Libre in shiny Lucha Libre masks, and when I almost cried at the pharmacy asking for medicine because I got food poisoning
I’m in Mexico City and I haven’t gotten any height comments from men yet, but a lesbian just stopped me on the street and yelled “You’re beautiful! See you later!” this is the best country (I’m staying in the gay neighborhood)
December 14, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I’m in Mexico City and I haven’t gotten any height comments from men yet, but a lesbian just stopped me on the street and yelled “You’re beautiful! See you later!” this is the best country (I’m staying in the gay neighborhood)
Me after the tall airport barista (man) chatted me up and gave me free fruit for my oatmeal but little did he know he gave fruit to a fruit
December 13, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Me after the tall airport barista (man) chatted me up and gave me free fruit for my oatmeal but little did he know he gave fruit to a fruit
There needs to be more wlw ppl in Phoenix. Just went on a first date and our waitress was someone who asked me out 1.5 years ago and then day of, had a bike accident and ghosted. Once she realized I was on a date she awkwardly talked me up a lot 💀
December 1, 2024 at 11:14 PM
There needs to be more wlw ppl in Phoenix. Just went on a first date and our waitress was someone who asked me out 1.5 years ago and then day of, had a bike accident and ghosted. Once she realized I was on a date she awkwardly talked me up a lot 💀
Dropping in to watch my friend’s cat and I’m letting her scratch my friend’s chair because I’m cool like that 🤙
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Dropping in to watch my friend’s cat and I’m letting her scratch my friend’s chair because I’m cool like that 🤙
Poppy on film (Walgreens lost my film for a few weeks and it came back wonky idk)
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Poppy on film (Walgreens lost my film for a few weeks and it came back wonky idk)
Been pretty silent in the family group chat since the election (parents are maga) but today I pop back in basically in drag with these pics
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Been pretty silent in the family group chat since the election (parents are maga) but today I pop back in basically in drag with these pics
Didn’t realize I had cucumbers and they grew to be the biggest cucumbers anyone has ever seen. #gardening
November 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Didn’t realize I had cucumbers and they grew to be the biggest cucumbers anyone has ever seen. #gardening
I bought men’s khaki shorts at goodwill because I’m dressing like Tom Hanks from Castaway on Monday, and whoever had them before me must’ve been cheeked up because there are huge darts in the waist. RIP to a big booty king (I assume all goodwill clothing is from the recently deceased)
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I bought men’s khaki shorts at goodwill because I’m dressing like Tom Hanks from Castaway on Monday, and whoever had them before me must’ve been cheeked up because there are huge darts in the waist. RIP to a big booty king (I assume all goodwill clothing is from the recently deceased)
An unknown garden pest uprooted two of my cauliflower plants to bury a dog bone. Poppy is on the lookout for the culprit (unrelated but she has a dusty face right now for some reason)
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
An unknown garden pest uprooted two of my cauliflower plants to bury a dog bone. Poppy is on the lookout for the culprit (unrelated but she has a dusty face right now for some reason)
Every morning Poppy sits in this living room sunbeam to solar charges for her day of mischief
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Every morning Poppy sits in this living room sunbeam to solar charges for her day of mischief
Even the pope himself is too liberal for my maga mom 😤
November 20, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Even the pope himself is too liberal for my maga mom 😤
OOTD: matching pink corduroy but only three people noticed
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
OOTD: matching pink corduroy but only three people noticed
Poppy’s first bike ride 🐕🦺
November 13, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Poppy’s first bike ride 🐕🦺
Poppy’s about to clock in for a years-long shift as my therapy dog, good thing Trump’s getting rid of overtime pay soon amirite
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Poppy’s about to clock in for a years-long shift as my therapy dog, good thing Trump’s getting rid of overtime pay soon amirite
What does it mean when one of my little brothers gets engaged. And everyone else says my other little brother is next. Do I really give off that many old spinster vibes ☠️
December 25, 2023 at 3:02 AM
What does it mean when one of my little brothers gets engaged. And everyone else says my other little brother is next. Do I really give off that many old spinster vibes ☠️
Why do pest control trucks have the biggest lettering on them. Revealing my pest drama to my neighbors
October 10, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Why do pest control trucks have the biggest lettering on them. Revealing my pest drama to my neighbors
Hired a rat man because a rodent entered my laundry room 😭 He used an analogy to describe the method for getting rid of rats and he compared it to if he was going to break and enter my house, I was just standing there alone with him in my pink office like 🧍♀️, then he was like “sorry that’s weird”
October 10, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Hired a rat man because a rodent entered my laundry room 😭 He used an analogy to describe the method for getting rid of rats and he compared it to if he was going to break and enter my house, I was just standing there alone with him in my pink office like 🧍♀️, then he was like “sorry that’s weird”
There comes a time when you live in Phoenix that you just have to start dressing for the month and not the weather. High of 99° today and I’m wearing flannel
October 5, 2023 at 6:07 PM
There comes a time when you live in Phoenix that you just have to start dressing for the month and not the weather. High of 99° today and I’m wearing flannel
Feeling left out I didn’t get the emergency test alert :(
October 4, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Feeling left out I didn’t get the emergency test alert :(
My two new foster cats are with me while they recover from their neuter so for the next couple weeks my house is a scrotum recovery ward
September 26, 2023 at 5:50 PM
My two new foster cats are with me while they recover from their neuter so for the next couple weeks my house is a scrotum recovery ward
I went on a first date tonight and we got boba but nothing was decaf so now I’m sleepless with anxiety in bed like 👁️👁️ which is a perfect state of mind to be in after a date
September 20, 2023 at 5:55 AM
I went on a first date tonight and we got boba but nothing was decaf so now I’m sleepless with anxiety in bed like 👁️👁️ which is a perfect state of mind to be in after a date
Daisy survived cancer surgery but will she survive the sudden dust storm on our night out?? (yes)
September 1, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Daisy survived cancer surgery but will she survive the sudden dust storm on our night out?? (yes)
It’s more brave to show up at the neighborhood bar the day after you sang karaoke than it is to actually sing karaoke
August 29, 2023 at 12:26 AM
It’s more brave to show up at the neighborhood bar the day after you sang karaoke than it is to actually sing karaoke