PickledbytheSea
@pickledbythesea.bsky.social
There's a lot of salt and vinegar here...the salt is for my POTS. Don't ask about the vinegar.
This album bangs harder than the last #Ashnikko #Smoochies 👌😭🤤
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
This album bangs harder than the last #Ashnikko #Smoochies 👌😭🤤
I keep pickle juice on standby for when I've forgotten water is a thing and need electrolytes.
October 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I keep pickle juice on standby for when I've forgotten water is a thing and need electrolytes.
To the creators of KCD2, thank you for the hard-core mode that makes me wanna rip my face off 🫠
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
To the creators of KCD2, thank you for the hard-core mode that makes me wanna rip my face off 🫠
Eating twizzlers to calm my rage
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Eating twizzlers to calm my rage
Our president is not US.
September 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Our president is not US.
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She’s a 10, but she comes from a long line of carnies.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She’s a 10, but she comes from a long line of carnies.
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get back in your goon cave, it’s only Sunday
September 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
get back in your goon cave, it’s only Sunday
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If you arrange my skeets in the correct order, you’ll be able to solve my murder.
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you arrange my skeets in the correct order, you’ll be able to solve my murder.
The hypocrisy is too much, dammit.
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The hypocrisy is too much, dammit.
You ever just sit there and miss the Obamas
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You ever just sit there and miss the Obamas
I'm curious...
Federal Ethics Rules
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.702
And
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.704
As well as the First Amendment - as can be interpreted by the courts.
What are you doin in your office, buddy?
Federal Ethics Rules
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.702
And
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.704
As well as the First Amendment - as can be interpreted by the courts.
What are you doin in your office, buddy?
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm curious...
Federal Ethics Rules
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.702
And
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.704
As well as the First Amendment - as can be interpreted by the courts.
What are you doin in your office, buddy?
Federal Ethics Rules
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.702
And
5 C.F.R. □ 2635.704
As well as the First Amendment - as can be interpreted by the courts.
What are you doin in your office, buddy?
I give an extra sniff when the fart intrigues the senses
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I give an extra sniff when the fart intrigues the senses
La la-la la-la.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
La la-la la-la.
20,000 and rising
September 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
20,000 and rising
Your texting and driving made it so you didn't see me flipping you off for cutting off the car in front of me and nearly causing a wreck while texting and driving.
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Your texting and driving made it so you didn't see me flipping you off for cutting off the car in front of me and nearly causing a wreck while texting and driving.
I'm sorry, I must be confused. I thought the right shamelessly tried to blame it on the left .03 seconds after it happened. With "literally zero evidence". Huh...wild.
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I'm sorry, I must be confused. I thought the right shamelessly tried to blame it on the left .03 seconds after it happened. With "literally zero evidence". Huh...wild.
You taught us justice and liberty for all. You taught us Never Forget.
September 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You taught us justice and liberty for all. You taught us Never Forget.
Apologies aren't enough - fire Brian Kilmeade.
September 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Apologies aren't enough - fire Brian Kilmeade.
If Daddy Pritzker keeps this up, I might actually get positive feelings towards a politician.
He's over there like, "No, these are my kids - you will not spank them."
He's over there like, "No, these are my kids - you will not spank them."
September 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If Daddy Pritzker keeps this up, I might actually get positive feelings towards a politician.
He's over there like, "No, these are my kids - you will not spank them."
He's over there like, "No, these are my kids - you will not spank them."
After this, I think it wouldn't be unreasonable to require those running for president to pass a 10th grade level reading and writing test before moving into debate. Maybe some mathematics... write an essay on economics and read it out loud to the class...
September 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
After this, I think it wouldn't be unreasonable to require those running for president to pass a 10th grade level reading and writing test before moving into debate. Maybe some mathematics... write an essay on economics and read it out loud to the class...
Oh, you know, just systemically teaching boys for decades that it's their God-given right to react to their hormones with zero accountability.
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh, you know, just systemically teaching boys for decades that it's their God-given right to react to their hormones with zero accountability.
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I know how late it is where you are, but you don’t know what time it is here, because where I live doesn’t exist.
September 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I know how late it is where you are, but you don’t know what time it is here, because where I live doesn’t exist.
Patriarchy is designed to reproduce male dominance, so any act of equality is treated as a disruption that must be resisted.
-chatGPT
-chatGPT
September 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Patriarchy is designed to reproduce male dominance, so any act of equality is treated as a disruption that must be resisted.
-chatGPT
-chatGPT
"Yeah, we should stop sexualizing kids. But girls still need to cover their tits cause boys will get boners, and that shouldn't permit them to dress like sluts."
...................I want to leave this world so bad.
...................I want to leave this world so bad.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Yeah, we should stop sexualizing kids. But girls still need to cover their tits cause boys will get boners, and that shouldn't permit them to dress like sluts."
...................I want to leave this world so bad.
...................I want to leave this world so bad.