Joey Mustard
@pianotrebuchet.bsky.social
Lead whatever for BAD ACTOR. NB shitposter. "Dire threat to the American public and our way of life." Any/All
Next election cycle:
Rs secure the same voter base by rebranding (like this was all a bad dream) as the common sense option
Ds say voting is important "now than ever before" unless it's for leftist policy, because it will "never beat" the monolithic R party
And we do this forever until we die
Rs secure the same voter base by rebranding (like this was all a bad dream) as the common sense option
Ds say voting is important "now than ever before" unless it's for leftist policy, because it will "never beat" the monolithic R party
And we do this forever until we die
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Next election cycle:
Rs secure the same voter base by rebranding (like this was all a bad dream) as the common sense option
Ds say voting is important "now than ever before" unless it's for leftist policy, because it will "never beat" the monolithic R party
And we do this forever until we die
Rs secure the same voter base by rebranding (like this was all a bad dream) as the common sense option
Ds say voting is important "now than ever before" unless it's for leftist policy, because it will "never beat" the monolithic R party
And we do this forever until we die
This is so sad Alexa play On The Day The Nazi Died
September 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is so sad Alexa play On The Day The Nazi Died
A bowling alley strike animation where the bowling pins are on a submarine expedition to the Titanic
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A bowling alley strike animation where the bowling pins are on a submarine expedition to the Titanic
How to bloom and thrive and create and grow when in survival mode
July 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How to bloom and thrive and create and grow when in survival mode
If you voted for this, tell me where your spare key is so I can let the starving and the sick into your house
July 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you voted for this, tell me where your spare key is so I can let the starving and the sick into your house
I'm convinced Mark Cuban is saying everyone is going back to twitter because he just couldn't handle me calling him out for not actually making a fucking difference.
June 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm convinced Mark Cuban is saying everyone is going back to twitter because he just couldn't handle me calling him out for not actually making a fucking difference.
Is this the June release Streetlight Manifesto fans were excited about?
Give this single a lil' listen, maybe put it on a playlist, maybe put it on repeat, turn the volume down, walk away and forget you were listening to something, whatever clogs your drain
Give this single a lil' listen, maybe put it on a playlist, maybe put it on repeat, turn the volume down, walk away and forget you were listening to something, whatever clogs your drain
American Improv (Single)
BAD ACTOR · American Improv (Single) · Song · 2025
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June 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is this the June release Streetlight Manifesto fans were excited about?
Give this single a lil' listen, maybe put it on a playlist, maybe put it on repeat, turn the volume down, walk away and forget you were listening to something, whatever clogs your drain
Give this single a lil' listen, maybe put it on a playlist, maybe put it on repeat, turn the volume down, walk away and forget you were listening to something, whatever clogs your drain
Reposted by Joey Mustard
Good morning rebels...
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good morning rebels...
you, trying to break the ice: it smells like up dog in here
me, autistic, thinking about Knuckles the Echidna: oh. Okay
me, autistic, thinking about Knuckles the Echidna: oh. Okay
June 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
you, trying to break the ice: it smells like up dog in here
me, autistic, thinking about Knuckles the Echidna: oh. Okay
me, autistic, thinking about Knuckles the Echidna: oh. Okay
Sharks, we live in a world full of problems. But what if that could all change with a second click of a button right here on my smartphone? I'm here today with an app that gives you all of your money back but only if you use it to solve hunger
May 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sharks, we live in a world full of problems. But what if that could all change with a second click of a button right here on my smartphone? I'm here today with an app that gives you all of your money back but only if you use it to solve hunger
ACAB includes 3 out of 7 of the main cast of Clue (sometimes)
April 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ACAB includes 3 out of 7 of the main cast of Clue (sometimes)
Most prized thrift store find
March 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Most prized thrift store find
Had a dream last night that I was playing air hockey with Elon Musk, and he won the first game 9-8, but I got so far ahead in the second game that he stopped trying, and then he just started reducing my score with a little button. I just needed to document that somewhere
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Had a dream last night that I was playing air hockey with Elon Musk, and he won the first game 9-8, but I got so far ahead in the second game that he stopped trying, and then he just started reducing my score with a little button. I just needed to document that somewhere
You ever go on Facebook and just
March 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You ever go on Facebook and just
Mfers get jealous of this in their girl's nightstand, bro you can't even FIND the citrus
March 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mfers get jealous of this in their girl's nightstand, bro you can't even FIND the citrus
Instead of just boycotting places like Target, why not also hang out in Target and spend a few hours being a pest?
February 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Instead of just boycotting places like Target, why not also hang out in Target and spend a few hours being a pest?
The television will not be revolutionized
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The television will not be revolutionized
Remember, there are people so deep in the weeds that they assume everyone flies the US flag in front of their home.
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember, there are people so deep in the weeds that they assume everyone flies the US flag in front of their home.
Reposted by Joey Mustard
I’m sorry your 38 year old boyfriend is in a band
January 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m sorry your 38 year old boyfriend is in a band
Fuck the Israeli government and fuck you if you support/ignore/deny genocide
January 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fuck the Israeli government and fuck you if you support/ignore/deny genocide
Join me in holding "progressive billionaires" accountable? 👉👈🥺
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Join me in holding "progressive billionaires" accountable? 👉👈🥺
Lol yeah sure like you've never stood on stage on national television and accidentally did two nazi salutes in a row lmfao be real bro
January 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lol yeah sure like you've never stood on stage on national television and accidentally did two nazi salutes in a row lmfao be real bro
Watching that Republican congresswoman talk about Elon Musk like he's an MLB mascot for fascism was fuckin weird
January 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Watching that Republican congresswoman talk about Elon Musk like he's an MLB mascot for fascism was fuckin weird
Can we just skip to April 1945?
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Can we just skip to April 1945?