I don't like how current events are pointing us to a Firefly dystopian future where there's space facism and everyone curses in Mandarin

my gf is losing her mind over the romanization of cesar cui, and im just trying to watch my drag race

they wrestled ten second later

the fun thing about adopting littermates is that i can watch the cats pass the brain cell back and forth

every time you post a great joke and people laugh you should say to yourself, “wow, one of the richest men in the world bought one of the internet’s most vital global communications platforms and stomped it into rubble in a fit of shrieking toddler hysterics because he cannot do what I am doing”

kinda wanna rip my sinuses out. kinda wanna nyquil coma sleep.

brought to you by my head cold

i got off twitter more than a year ago, and now i’m a different religion, have two more cats, and feel indifferent at best about being an academic. hmmm