PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
@phunkypunk.bsky.social
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot.
Antifa until I die.
UK
Antifa until I die.
UK
Just in case anybody is considering stabbing a certain world leader... You know the one.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just in case anybody is considering stabbing a certain world leader... You know the one.
If there's no difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old, then there's no difference between a light dermal abrasion, and having your face completely removed from your skull.
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If there's no difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old, then there's no difference between a light dermal abrasion, and having your face completely removed from your skull.
Keep your money to yourself.
Stuff it in brown envelopes, hide it under your mattresses or hollow out Ayn Rand books to keep it in - do your part in keeping your money out of the hands of rich evil tyrants who can never have enough and who buy & sell humanity at low cost to each other.
Stuff it in brown envelopes, hide it under your mattresses or hollow out Ayn Rand books to keep it in - do your part in keeping your money out of the hands of rich evil tyrants who can never have enough and who buy & sell humanity at low cost to each other.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Keep your money to yourself.
Stuff it in brown envelopes, hide it under your mattresses or hollow out Ayn Rand books to keep it in - do your part in keeping your money out of the hands of rich evil tyrants who can never have enough and who buy & sell humanity at low cost to each other.
Stuff it in brown envelopes, hide it under your mattresses or hollow out Ayn Rand books to keep it in - do your part in keeping your money out of the hands of rich evil tyrants who can never have enough and who buy & sell humanity at low cost to each other.
Looking at you Venezuela... His planners have set your country up, ready for the inevitability of Trump (79 and a half) being made a nasty little paedophile, in public.
Someone from American government needs to coup the fuck out of the Rape House - soon.
Someone from American government needs to coup the fuck out of the Rape House - soon.
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Looking at you Venezuela... His planners have set your country up, ready for the inevitability of Trump (79 and a half) being made a nasty little paedophile, in public.
Someone from American government needs to coup the fuck out of the Rape House - soon.
Someone from American government needs to coup the fuck out of the Rape House - soon.
Magic books of spells are no basis for a system of governance Pearl you stupid bastard.
Get up off of your knee's grow up and take responsibility for your actions instead of attributing your entire life course to magical thinking. Nonce enabling twat. Hang your head in a bucket of piss and shame.
Get up off of your knee's grow up and take responsibility for your actions instead of attributing your entire life course to magical thinking. Nonce enabling twat. Hang your head in a bucket of piss and shame.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Magic books of spells are no basis for a system of governance Pearl you stupid bastard.
Get up off of your knee's grow up and take responsibility for your actions instead of attributing your entire life course to magical thinking. Nonce enabling twat. Hang your head in a bucket of piss and shame.
Get up off of your knee's grow up and take responsibility for your actions instead of attributing your entire life course to magical thinking. Nonce enabling twat. Hang your head in a bucket of piss and shame.
In an effort to mitigate against having poured human & animal shit as well as a multitude of other pollutants into our rivers and waterways for decades at this point, Thames Water have decided to try and be funny as a public relations exercise.
Either that or they've found their latest CEO...
Either that or they've found their latest CEO...
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In an effort to mitigate against having poured human & animal shit as well as a multitude of other pollutants into our rivers and waterways for decades at this point, Thames Water have decided to try and be funny as a public relations exercise.
Either that or they've found their latest CEO...
Either that or they've found their latest CEO...
The guillotine is too good for this cretin. Throw him to a crowd of starving Americans and let them tear strips off of him, Gaddaffi style.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The guillotine is too good for this cretin. Throw him to a crowd of starving Americans and let them tear strips off of him, Gaddaffi style.
Never heard a good word about this... creature.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Never heard a good word about this... creature.
This country has been a Kleptocratic Plutocracy for decades already.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This country has been a Kleptocratic Plutocracy for decades already.
QUICK!
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
QUICK!
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
Hating the BBC because they edited a cunt to make him look slightly cuntier while he was busy cunting is just... fucking silly.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hating the BBC because they edited a cunt to make him look slightly cuntier while he was busy cunting is just... fucking silly.
The celebrated author, Joyce Carol Oates has a history of observing, analysing and describing, so she should probably be listened to, eh?
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The celebrated author, Joyce Carol Oates has a history of observing, analysing and describing, so she should probably be listened to, eh?
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
This got me thinking, "Why was Reagan shot?"
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This got me thinking, "Why was Reagan shot?"
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
See also, "How in the deep fried fuck, did I survive all that shit?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
See also, "How in the deep fried fuck, did I survive all that shit?"
You don't know "troubles", until you know penguin troubles...
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You don't know "troubles", until you know penguin troubles...
